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    Posted on Apr 6, 2017

    15 Things Only Someone Everyone Has A Crush On Will Understand

    Forget a shirt, we're too sexy for our own good.

    1. Waking up to a new notification almost every day.

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    Another day, another tornado of attention. Frankly, it's exhausting.

    2. Having your roommate bang on the bathroom door while you're in the shower...

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    ...just so they can catch a glimpse of you in your towel.

    3. Watching everyone try to play it cool and ignore you while you make your daily commute.

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    Must be hard for them to focus on listening to S-Town while their minds flood with thoughts about taking you to the B-Zone.

    4. Being assigned a codename by your coworkers...

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    ...so they can freely talk about how hot "Doug from Accounting" is while you're standing right there.

    5. No one swiping right on you on Tinder because they assume you're a Catfish account.

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    Yes, some things are too good to be true, but that leaves a MAJORITY of things that aren't! Wake up, people!

    6. Being asked to watch someone’s laptop while they use a coffee shop bathroom.

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    Really? That's the best line they could come up with?

    7. Not being invited to parties...

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    ...because nobody wants to embarrass themselves in front of you and blow their chance.

    8. Being asked to leave parties you show up uninvited to...

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    ...because everyone thinks you're going to steal their date.

    9. Having your doctor ask if you're sexually active.

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    "I'm flattered, doc, but I really only see you as a friend with medical benefits."

    10. Having people assume you're a celeb.

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    You may look fabulous, but that doesn't mean you're famous too. Other people really need to chill with the asking to borrow money.

    11. Everyone trying to "neg" you by pointing out your "flaws."

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    "Please, go on about this 'distractingly bad body odor' of mine that 100% exists and definitely isn't just something you're making up so you can talk to me 1-on-1. Ever heard of a little something called pheromones, boss?!"

    12. Constantly being asked why you're still single by your mom.

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    Maybe she should be asking everyone else why they're so intimidated by you. Actually, that's a waste of time. It's incredibly obvious by now.

    13. Going to bed alone at 9 o'clock on the dot.

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    Sorry, world, but you don't look this good without at least 10 solid hours of beauty rest a night.

    14. Waking up in the middle of the night to let out a full-throated scream because the pressures of making people so horny is too much of a burden...

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    ...and not being able to conjure much more than the dry rattling of your esophogus.

    15. Agreeing with people when they say you're not hot.

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    They're right after all, you aren't hot. You're 🔥 🔥 🔥 HOTT with two Ts 🔥 🔥 🔥

    Okay, so being a dreamboat isn't all smooth sailing, but hey, we wouldn't have it any other way!