Is it a summer day without Ralph's? Yes, but it's a bad one.

The best burger place in the world. If you don't agree, don't go. MORE QUARTER POUNDERS WITH CHEESE FOR US!

An independent minor league baseball team that's boasted Big League stars like Dontrelle Willis, Rich Hill, and John Rocker on their roster. Yes, THAT John Rocker. Yes, AFTER he said those terrible things. The mascot QuackerJack is cute though! Sort of.

While it's not an outdoor arcade (you only make this mistake once), the Long Island Game Farm is a fun place to spend the day. Just don't get spit on by the llamas.

Hard to say which is more impressive, knowing what this logo is without having been to Boardy Barn or remembering what the logo looks like after having been to this summer-long party out in Hampton Bays.

What's more Long Island than a drive-through convenience store? Holding down the horn because the a-hole ahead of you is taking too long, of course.

Long Island's favorite newspaper. Well, the only one with Ziggy in it.

You might have to sit in bumper-to-bumper traffic just to get here, but it'll all be worth it when you're sitting in those bumper cars.

"Long Island's Only Classic Rock Station" and, most importantly, biggest supplier of free stickers.

No, it's not exclusive to Long Island or even founded here, but you can't throw a terrible fake ID someone's older brother bought in the city without hitting one.