1. Go casual gradually.
Don’t bail on your usual style the morning after the most crushing defeat of your life. Doing a fashion 180 overnight would be the OPPOSITE of “Romney Casual”. Just top off that glass of chocolate milk and relax. The struggle’s over now.
2. Come back in black.
No better time to unveil your change-of-life change of wardrobe than a Twilight movie date with the missus. But only give the press a blurry glimpse. That’s an enigmatic style choice worthy of Johnny Cash, the guy from that movie you saw on your plane.
3. Unbutton, but never untuck.
When treating his lady to some after-Twilight pizza, a “Romney Casual” Man leaves his uppermost upper chest exposed, real friendly-like. But the shirt hem? Sorry, the staff of Sammy’s Woodfired Pizza in La Jolla, CA. That’s for Ann’s eyes only.
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