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Let's Make "Boink!" The New "Can't Even"

The world is poised for a new expression. So if we're smart about this whole "Boink!" thing, there's a real opportunity. We can be partners!

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Here's the basic idea

Someone sees a picture like this and says, "Isn't Suri Cruise like 5 years old?" Then you respond with "Boink!".
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Someone sees a picture like this and says, "Isn't Suri Cruise like 5 years old?" Then you respond with "Boink!".

To help get things off the ground, I've created a meme

I think the First World Problems meme is still popular. So it make sense to use that.
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I think the First World Problems meme is still popular. So it make sense to use that.

Look how many more times you can tweet it!

Social media is HUGE with these type of things. So more tweets is really big. We'd probably use this image in our presentation.

Social media is HUGE with these type of things. So more tweets is really big. We'd probably use this image in our presentation.

Boink! = Money!

People love sex! We could do a whole thing where we tell people in the presentation "I know Boink! means sex. But sex means money." (Investors love profits!!!)
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People love sex! We could do a whole thing where we tell people in the presentation "I know Boink! means sex. But sex means money." (Investors love profits!!!)

Powerpoint or Keynote?

I can totally put the presentation together. But I'm not sure which program to use. Keynote right? Makes us look cool for using Macs?
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I can totally put the presentation together. But I'm not sure which program to use. Keynote right? Makes us look cool for using Macs?

Boink! Day

I don't quite have this idea worked out. But I think you can see the opportunity here.
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I don't quite have this idea worked out. But I think you can see the opportunity here.

Ownership

So, I figure since things are moving so fast, we should probably draw up some paperwork. Here's what I'm thinking:

Me: 60%

You: 30%

Our investors: 10%

You've been so important to this process, so that's why I want to give you a big chunk. And 30% is big! I just want to make sure I retain control as it was my idea originally. Does this sound good? Can you maybe ask your uncle to help with the paperwork?

LOL! What if this was a slide?

Could you imagine how our investors would react? Haha. I'm kind of serious though.
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Could you imagine how our investors would react? Haha. I'm kind of serious though.

You're right. I'm getting a little ahead of myself.

We have to remember what Boink! is all about.

Nice jacket...

Boink!
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Boink!

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