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    16 Random Sassy Quotes From Fashion Show Reviews

    Look out for some horror movie references, vacuous model quotes and love for Judge Judy.

    Sometimes discussing the same well-cut suits over and over gets boring, so fashion critics got creative with their writeups from the men's shows in Milan.

    1. Versace

    2. Philipp Plein

    3. Umit Benan

    4. Diesel Black Gold

    5. DSquared2

    DSquared2 was so traumatic, I'll just type what happened: Curtains pulled back to reveal a tropical scene with a crashed wartime plane, overgrown with plants; centre stage was a waterfall, underneath which stood a model in tight white swim briefs, presumably meant to be a pilot coping with the traumas of war by acting sexy. What followed was a procession of the sort of clothes you'd expect to see on a budget airline flight back from Majorca, from white trousers cropped mid-calf to vests.

    6. Prada

    7. Salvatore Ferragamo

    8. Bottega Veneta

    9. Gucci

    10. Moncler Gamme Bleu

    11. Vivienne Westwood.

    12. Emporio Armani

    13. Trussardi

    14. Giorgio Armani

    15. Fendi

    16. Dolce & Gabbana