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    Phallic Highlights From Ke$ha's New Jewelry Line

    If you've been looking for a penis-shaped pendant necklace, you're in luck. And if you hadn't been looking for one, well, why not?

    Alex Rees
    by Alex Rees

    BuzzFeed Staff

    Ke$ha recently released her first jewelry collection in collaboration with Charles Albert. There's dangly penis earrings.

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    Left — right: Kesha Rose penis earrings with chain detail at $15, Kesha Rose penis post earrings at $12, and Kesha Rose penis drop earrings at $15.

    Penis rings.

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    Left — right: Kesha Rose petite penis ring at $12 and Kesha Rose penis ring at $15.

    And penis pendants. You don't want your genital jewelry to clash, you see.

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    Left — right: Kesha Rose penis charm pendant with 24" chain at $20 and/or Kesha Rose penis charm pendant at $15.

    In other motifs: roses. Mostly blue ones.

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    Left — right: Kesha Rose blue rose quartz point pendant at $75, Kesha Rose blue resin flower meta ring at $45, Kesha Rose blue shimmer rose pendant at $60 and Kesha Rose blue rose drop earrings at $45.

    And some skulls.

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    Left — right: Kesha Rose bone skull meta ring at $45, Kesha Rose obsidian skull drop earrings at $90 and Kesha Rose skull quartz point pendant at $75.

    Some evil eyes.

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    Left — right: Kesha Rose round evil eye meta ring at $45 and Kesha Rose blue rose, evil eye & quartz point pendant at $90.

    Lots of pieces with teeth, because Ke$ha is a cannibal, remember?

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    She had that song about it. And that's really the explanation given on the collection's website for all this toothy bling.

    Left — right: Kesha Rose cast teeth earrings at $60, Kesha Rose cast dinosaur tooth — which does not come with a disclaimer that it is almost certainly not authentic — at $45, Kesha Rose cannibal necklace at $45 and Kesha Rose large tooth pendant at $135.

    Also, some glitzy rings and pendants.

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    Left — right: Kesha Rose small druse star pendant at $90, Kesha Rose pyrite knuckle ring at $225 and Kesha Rose blue jasper meta ring at $45.

    And this big chunky studded cuff.

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    Kesha Rose spiked cuff at $195.

    But obviously the best stuff is that with dicks on, right?

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