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    Phallic Highlights From Ke$ha's New Jewelry Line

    If you've been looking for a penis-shaped pendant necklace, you're in luck. And if you hadn't been looking for one, well, why not?

    Ke$ha recently released her first jewelry collection in collaboration with Charles Albert. There's dangly penis earrings.

    Penis rings.

    And penis pendants. You don't want your genital jewelry to clash, you see.

    In other motifs: roses. Mostly blue ones.

    And some skulls.

    Some evil eyes.

    Lots of pieces with teeth, because Ke$ha is a cannibal, remember?

    Also, some glitzy rings and pendants.

    And this big chunky studded cuff.

    But obviously the best stuff is that with dicks on, right?