To recap: Gaga said catty comments regarding her weight made by Fashion Police commenters amounted to bullying. (Kelly hosts the show, though probably doesn't actually write the snarky material herself.)
After Gaga fans unleashed their monstrous rage on Twitter and the like, Sharon Osbourne fired back and called Gaga a bully herself — for not stopping the hate with a haiku or some calming missive.
And then Kelly said everything was cool, totally cool like a nice popsicle, you know. But now it's not again because you need to say something juicy to accompany your new Cosmo cover and apparently this is it.