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Gratuitous Quiz: Kit Harington Or Brazilian Male Model?

As we wave farewell to Game of Thrones for a while, you'll find it's quite likely "you know nothing"... about Jon Snow.

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In the right lighting, they look very alike.

They really do.

Don't think so? Take the quiz below — which just might prove otherwise:

  1. 1. Jon Snow: Yes or No?

    I swear it by the old Gods and the new, this is Jon Snow.
    This is some Melisandre bullshit, no it's not.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Nope, this is a Polaroid of Marlon taken by his Brazilian model agency.

  2. 2. Jon Snow: Yes or No?

    I swear it by the old Gods and the new, this is Jon Snow.
    This is some Melisandre bullshit, no it's not.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Nope, this is Marlon shot by Terry Richardson. (And this is Marlon's crotch, also shot by Terry.)

  3. 3. Jon Snow: Yes or No?

    I swear it by the old Gods and the new, this is Jon Snow.
    This is some Melisandre bullshit, no it's not.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    No again, this is Marlon in an editorial from the Mexican edition of Glamour. (This was an easy one.)

  4. 4. Jon Snow: Yes or No?

    I swear it by the old Gods and the new, this is Jon Snow.
    This is some Melisandre bullshit, no it's not.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Marlon again, photographed by Bruce Weber for Muse magazine.

  5. 5. Jon Snow: Yes or No?

    I swear it by the old Gods and the new, this is Jon Snow.
    This is some Melisandre bullshit, no it's not.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Ok, well there had to be one shot of Kit. (But is that all!?) This is from GQ.

  6. 6. Jon Snow: Yes or No?

    I swear it by the old Gods and the new, this is Jon Snow.
    This is some Melisandre bullshit, no it's not.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    No, this is Marlon photographed by Gabriel Chiarastelli.

  7. 7. Jon Snow: Yes or No?

    I swear it by the old Gods and the new, this is Jon Snow (with a cat).
    This is some Melisandre bullshit, no it's not.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Just Marlon and one very lucky cat.

  8. 8. Jon Snow: Yes or No?

    I swear it by the old Gods and the new, this is Jon Snow.
    This is some Melisandre bullshit, no it's not.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Marlon again, this time crouching on a cheap parquet floor as you would.

  9. 9. Jon Snow: Yes or No?

    I swear it by the old Gods and the new, this is Jon Snow.
    This is some Melisandre bullshit, no it's not.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Ok this was another easy one, but it's such a good photo — Kit posing for a feature in Flaunt magazine.

  10. 10. Jon Snow: Yes or No?

    I swear it by the old Gods and the new, this is Jon Snow.
    This is some Melisandre bullshit, no it's not.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Nope, just a staggeringly stunning photo of Marlon.

  11. 11. Jon Snow: Yes or No?

    I swear it by the old Gods and the new, this is Jon Snow.
    This is some Melisandre bullshit, no it's not.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    No Snow — Marlon in So Chic magazine (though this zip-up turtleneck is certainly not "so chic" at all).

  12. 12. Jon Snow: Yes or No?

    I swear it by the old Gods and the new, this is Jon Snow.
    This is some Melisandre bullshit, no it's not.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Pssh, like Jon Snow would ever model in a catalog. This is Marlon in a shiny suit.

  13. 13. Jon Snow: Yes or No?

    I swear it by the old Gods and the new, this is Jon Snow.
    This is some Melisandre bullshit, no it's not.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    More Marlon, again shot by Terry Richardson.

  14. 14. Jon Snow: Yes or No?

    I swear it by the old Gods and the new, this is Jon Snow.
    This is some Melisandre bullshit, no it's not.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    It's Kit! From that lovely Rolling Stone photoshoot with the Game of Thrones cast frolicking in a field.

  15. 15. Jon Snow: Yes or No?

    I swear it by the old Gods and the new, this is Jon Snow.
    This is some Melisandre bullshit, no it's not.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    The requisite shirtless shot. Every future king of Westeros should have one.

  16. 16. Jon Snow: Yes or No?

    I swear it by the old Gods and the new, this is Jon Snow.
    This is some Melisandre bullshit, no it's not.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Nope, this is Marlon and a plastic houseplant in WE Men magazine. Marlon is wet, just because.

  17. 17. Jon Snow: Yes or No?

    I swear it by the old Gods and the new, this is Jon Snow.
    This is some Melisandre bullshit, no it's not.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    And this is Marlon again — let's all be grateful we get to enjoy this photo.

  18. 18. Jon Snow: Yes or No?

    I swear it by the old Gods and the new, this is Jon Snow.
    This is some Melisandre bullshit, no it's not.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    It's Marlon, swaddled in warm furs for a feature in Essential Homme magazine.

  19. 19. Jon Snow: Yes or No?

    I swear it by the old Gods and the new, this is Jon Snow.
    This is some Melisandre bullshit, no it's not.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    From a feature in Vogue Italia.

  20. 20. Jon Snow: Yes or No?

    I swear it by the old Gods and the new, this is Jon Snow.
    This is some Melisandre bullshit, no it's not.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Marlon Marlon Marlon.

  21. 21. Jon Snow: Yes or No?

    I swear it by the old Gods and the new, this is Jon Snow.
    This is some Melisandre bullshit, no it's not.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Still Marlon, shot by Dusan Reljin for for GQ Style China.

  22. 22. Jon Snow: Yes or No?

    I swear it by the old Gods and the new, this is Jon Snow.
    This is some Melisandre bullshit, no it's not.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Marlon again! A shot from an editorial in Client magazine aka the best photo ever taken.

Gratuitous Quiz: Kit Harington Or Brazilian Male Model?

Maybe you did well, maybe you didn't. (You probably did well.)

The important thing is this: there are no losers when it comes to this quiz. Why? Because you got to enjoy these photos regardless of your score. You're all so very, very welcome.