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    And This Is What Gisele's Body Looks Like Two Months After Giving Birth

    Commence shame spiral.

    Brazilian Vogue / Mario Testino

    Shot by Mario Testino, Gisele covers the June issue of Brazilian Vogue. The magazine then employed a nine year-old to add cover lines in MS Paint.

    Gisele gave birth to her second child — a daughter, Vivian Lake — in December 2012. These photos were taken two months later.

    Brazilian Vogue / Mario Testino

    In other words, this is Gisele's body two months post-pregnancy.

    Brazilian Vogue / Mario Testino

    A mere eight weeks after giving birth.

    Brazilian Vogue / Mario Testino

    This is what her body looks like. Are you getting this?

    Brazilian Vogue / Mario Testino

    Twice as nice.

    Brazilian Vogue / Mario Testino

    And by nice, I mean perfection.

    And this is how everyone else feels right now: