"Excited" fashion journalists today received the following cryptic message from Alexander Wang's PR team: A "ONE-TIME-ONLY, UNDISCLOSED SPECIAL EVENT," got that? Good. Now get excited. So, what could Alexander be up to on the High Line* this weekend? *Yes, we're aware the "special event" takes place at the HIGHLINE STAGES, but that's just a dime-a-dozen showspace where all sorts of normal fashion parties happen. The possibilities on the actual High Line are much more exciting. 1. Waking up REAL early to snag one of those wooden chaise longues that are always in demand/hogged by tourists. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Via originalmotionpicturesoundtrack.tumblr.com Those bitches have all inevitably been sat there for HOURS, just to spite other High Line visitors. That's a fact. Advertisement 2. Having a big chocolate fountain free-for-all! Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 3. Organizing a mini Hunger Games between would-be models wanting a spot in his next show's runway. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Via va-te-faire-greffer.tumblr.com Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Via blame-the-feels.tumblr.com 4. Ogling the naked people you can see in The Standard Hotel's windows if you look hard enough. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Via i.imgur.com Advertisement 5. Judging a cronut eating competition. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Via chokolade-kage.tumblr.com Replace the cheeseburgers with cronuts, natch. 6. Or just judging you and your already sweat-stained summer wardrobe. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Via guycodeblog.mtv.com 7. Letting a flock of Wang-branded sheep free to graze among the walkway's grassy parts. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Via ringo-starfruit.tumblr.com They'll be rounded up and sheared later in the year, with their wool used in knitwear for the fall/winter 2014 Alexander Wang collection! 8. Flying some fashionable kites. Everyone loves kites. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Advertisement 9. Conducting an experiment to see how many Real Housewives will show up to an event that doesn't promise canapes, just for the chance of being photographed. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Via realitytvgifs.tumblr.com 10. Celebrating former Teen Wolf hottie Colton Haynes' birthday! Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Via keep-drivin.tumblr.com (Colton turns 25 on Saturday, and everyone loves a birthday party/cake.) 11. Or celebrating the (possible) birth of the Royal Baby. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Via butlercat.tumblr.com 12. Giving some cats massages. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Via funny-gifs-videos.tumblr.com (This doesn't really make sense tbh I just wanted to use this GIF.) Advertisement 13. Playing hide and seek! Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Via alifeunorthodox.tumblr.com 14. But most likely: ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. It's far too hot to do anything outside these days. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Via hola105.tumblr.com (And, yes, that's why Wang's special event will be happening indoors somewhere nice and hopefully air-conditioned.) 15. Or, ok, this is also likely: convincing every fashion person in New York to stick around in the city this weekend so that the Hamptons will be quieter and much more relaxing. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Via nuggles.tumblr.com Sussed you out, Wang. #sussedyouout. Share On facebook Share On facebook Share On vk Share On vk Share On pinterest Share On pinterest Share On lineapp Share On lineapp Share On twitter Share On twitter Share On email Share On email Share On sms Share On sms Share On whatsapp Share On whatsapp Share On more Share On more Share On tumblr Share On tumblr Share On link Share On link Share On copy Share On copy Omg It's Prime Day!