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15 Things Alexander Wang Could Be Doing On The High Line In New York This Weekend

Making sense of a cryptic email/invitation from the fashion designer's PR team.

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A "ONE-TIME-ONLY, UNDISCLOSED SPECIAL EVENT," got that?

Good. Now get excited.

So, what could Alexander be up to on the High Line* this weekend?

*Yes, we're aware the "special event" takes place at the HIGHLINE STAGES, but that's just a dime-a-dozen showspace where all sorts of normal fashion parties happen. The possibilities on the actual High Line are much more exciting.

7. Letting a flock of Wang-branded sheep free to graze among the walkway's grassy parts.

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They'll be rounded up and sheared later in the year, with their wool used in knitwear for the fall/winter 2014 Alexander Wang collection!

14. But most likely: ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. It's far too hot to do anything outside these days.

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(And, yes, that's why Wang's special event will be happening indoors somewhere nice and hopefully air-conditioned.)

15. Or, ok, this is also likely: convincing every fashion person in New York to stick around in the city this weekend so that the Hamptons will be quieter and much more relaxing.