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53 Bizarrely Glamorous Photos From The amFAR Gala Red Carpet

Fashion folk, models in abundance — and Paris Hilton wearing something pale pink and tufty. The amFAR Gala at Cannes never disappoints.

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2. Anna Dello Russo is carrying enough quarters* in her clutch to keep the amFAR jukebox playing flamenco music all night. Try and play some Europop instead, just try it.

3. Karlie Kloss.

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If Karlie had only found the time to diversify her new line of extra-long legged jeans into formalwear already, she'd have been much better covered. Nobody likes getting a chill around their ankles.

13. Duran Duran.

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Sound the alarm, because there are some slippers (possibly moccasins, not that they'd be any improvement) at amFAR. Duran Duran's John Taylor will most certainly be blacklisted, if Cannes God Roberto Cavalli hasn't had him killed already.

16. Kat Graham, never missing an opportunity to take dressing up a step too far.

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You pick: the black lipstick, the feathery peplum, the Bedazzled pumps. Any/all would count.

20. And one more model trio: Danny Beauchamp, Angela Lindvall and Jacey Elthalion.

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Both guys got the same clothes because not enough people care about male models and their feelings. Love the silver brogues, though.

22. Stacy Keibler.

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True story: Stacy's invites are increasingly likely to include the disclaimer "only attend w/George Clooney" if she doesn't start wearing interesting clothes for the red carpet when she shows up solo.

35. Jeremy Irvine & Ellie Goulding, who were later admitted to hospital with mercury poisoning.

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It's like someone broke open a jumbo-sized thermometer and poured it on her gown. Sabotage!

50. Toni Garrn, her visible undergarments & this guy in shades.

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This look a bit like a set of Wild West bordello curtains re-imagined. Sorry Toni, it's not the new "Kim Kardashian couch dress" meme, though.