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34 Reasons Victoria's Secret Shouldn't Clip Miranda Kerr's "Angel" Wings

The lingerie brand is reportedly taking back Kerr's halo. But I can still see it.

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It's out with the angel wings, in with the vegan chicken ones for Miranda Kerr: Us Weekly reports that the dimply Australian supermodel's Victoria's Secret contract won't be renewed. Her $1 million deal with the brand is ending because she's "not a big seller," and "has a difficult reputation," Us reports. In other words, she's not been sharing her home-baked kale and pine nut cupcakes with her fellow models.

Here's what this means for poor Miranda — and the world:

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8. No more poems.

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11. No more posing like Rose deWitt Bukater on the Titanic's bow.

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(Missed photo opportunity: getting Leo in the mix. He's always at the VS Fashion Show.)

29. No more off-key Christmas jingle sing-alongs.

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But wait!

Even without that $$$ contract, Victoria's Secret's chief marketing officer Ed Razek says Kerr "will always be an Angel to me." He also told Us he's "already invited her to walk in the 2013 [Victoria's Secret Fashion Show]." She'll likely pop up in catalogs, photoshoots and promotions too, just on a flighty freelance basis.

Phew, so see you soon (in undies) after all Miranda.

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