Any good men's fashion week has to catwalk a delicate balance between the sublime and the ridiculous.
After all, thirty-plus runways worth of pinstripe suits won't keep the fashion pack entertained, and who wants to deal with a grumpy Anna Dello Russo? Unfortunately, that whole concept often gets lost in translation on its designer trek around Europe — with all too often the sublime (read: male models' bodies) awkwardly thrown up against the ridiculous (read: the clothes) and jumbled around to see what arbitrary eyesores stick. Milan's menswear designers were valiant in their quest to make otherwise objectively hot guys look kind of odd, and clearly uncomfortable. 'Enjoy' a selection of the most egregrious style trolling below: