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    30 Male Models Who Wish They'd Called In Sick

    Butt hats, translucent crotches, and scary ski masks are apparently the hot trends for fall.

    Any good men's fashion week has to catwalk a delicate balance between the sublime and the ridiculous.

    After all, thirty-plus runways worth of pinstripe suits won't keep the fashion pack entertained, and who wants to deal with a grumpy Anna Dello Russo? Unfortunately, that whole concept often gets lost in translation on its designer trek around Europe — with all too often the sublime (read: male models' bodies) awkwardly thrown up against the ridiculous (read: the clothes) and jumbled around to see what arbitrary eyesores stick. Milan's menswear designers were valiant in their quest to make otherwise objectively hot guys look kind of odd, and clearly uncomfortable. 'Enjoy' a selection of the most egregrious style trolling below:

    1. Technicolor Dream Coats

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    3. Bonus Etro fug: these shoes

    4. Awkward Vaginal Jokes

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    6. Camel Hump Hats

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    8. Dime Store Florals

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    10. Guns and Face Paint

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    13. Campy Balaclavas

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    15. 2-for-1 Prints

    16. 2-for-1 Pants

    17. Sleeping Bag Pants

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    19. Inigo Montoya's Mustache

    20. Sacrilegious Prints

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    22. Leather Kilts

    23. Angry Kilts

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    25. Dubious Walking Sticks

    26. PONCHOS

    27. Unfortunate Crotches

    28. Truly Unfortunate Crotches

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