29 Things Chanel Expects You To Wear To The Beach*

*Well, to the beach, on a cruise, at some fancy tropical resort etc. The luxury label recently premiered its 2014 resort collection at a special runway show in Singapore.

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4. And voluminous pants that would certainly cause an accident if you actually wore them while riding a motorbike.

They'd get caught in the wheels or something — or just get all grimy, and that's a terrible thing to have happen to your Chanel.

15. And cricket pads, as if cricket is actually cool these days.

Sorry, but no. Too many painful school sports lesson memories. Cricket is not going to happen, Karl Lagerfeld, it is NOT. I forbid it.

See the full Chanel 2014 resort collection at