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29 Things Chanel Expects You To Wear To The Beach*

*Well, to the beach, on a cruise, at some fancy tropical resort etc. The luxury label recently premiered its 2014 resort collection at a special runway show in Singapore.

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4. And voluminous pants that would certainly cause an accident if you actually wore them while riding a motorbike.

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They'd get caught in the wheels or something — or just get all grimy, and that's a terrible thing to have happen to your Chanel.

15. And cricket pads, as if cricket is actually cool these days.

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Sorry, but no. Too many painful school sports lesson memories. Cricket is not going to happen, Karl Lagerfeld, it is NOT. I forbid it.

See the full Chanel 2014 resort collection at style.com.