As/Is·Posted on May 10, 201329 Things Chanel Expects You To Wear To The Beach**Well, to the beach, on a cruise, at some fancy tropical resort etc. The luxury label recently premiered its 2014 resort collection at a special runway show in Singapore.by by Alex ReesBuzzFeed Staff, by Angela VitelloBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. Chic printed sweat suits. style.com Just because they have a tied waistband doesn't mean you can veg out, though. 2. Matching his and hers looks. style.com 3. Leather biker gloves. style.com 4. And voluminous pants that would certainly cause an accident if you actually wore them while riding a motorbike. style.com They'd get caught in the wheels or something — or just get all grimy, and that's a terrible thing to have happen to your Chanel. 5. Something that's been through a shredder. style.com Note the matching shredded gloves, please. 6. Chain-link mini dresses that will only bring you misery. style.com Misery in the form of illogical tan lines. 7. And this intricately beaded neckline. style.com Also putting the wearer at risk of illogical tan lines. But in this case, it'd be worth it. 8. Slouchy loungewear and lots of pearls. style.com To be fair, this is perfect in a "Lucille Bluth at a tiki bar" kind of way. 9. Slouchy eveningwear and lots of pearls. style.com Also perfect in a "Lucille Bluth back at the tiki bar for dinner after a quick change" kind of way. 10. This actually cute-looking ensemble. style.com 11. And this floral romper suit. style.com Also cute. 12. Hangover sunglasses. Via style.com 13. This jacket that will make you look like a member of the vacation resort's concierge staff. Via style.com 14. Some cricket whites! To go with your Chanel-branded cricket bat, of course. style.com Cricket whites are actually the worst thing ever, except for possibly cricket itself. 15. And cricket pads, as if cricket is actually cool these days. style.com Sorry, but no. Too many painful school sports lesson memories. Cricket is not going to happen, Karl Lagerfeld, it is NOT. I forbid it. 16. Still more cricket-themed separates. style.com A chunky knit sweater could maybe be OK for an evening's bonfire on the beach, but that's it. 17. The top half of one of your grandmother's old twinsets. style.com 18. Denim. Lots of denim. style.com 19. Striped denim. style.com 20. Oh, and some embroidered denim too. style.com 21. Midriff-baring gypsy blouses. style.com 22. And why stop at midriff-baring when you can just abandon shirts entirely? style.com But throw a leather blazer on top, you know, for decency reasons. 23. Jewelry chunky enough to weigh you down at sea. Via style.com Don't even risk an inflatable in the hotel pool — it's not worth it. 24. Some tweed! Via style.com It is Chanel, after all. 25. Cropped trench coats. Why not? style.com 26. In other outerwear: this textured leather coatdress. style.com 27. Some sort of sequined, hooded evening gown. style.com For the stylish pagan holiday-maker, just perhaps? 28. The dressing gown you know you'll be stealing from your hotel room/cabin. Via style.com 29. And an actual swimsuit! Just the one, mind you. And it's paired with heels. style.com Meanwhile, this is what Karl will be wearing. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF His "beach suit." See the full Chanel 2014 resort collection at style.com.