Like salmon fishing, shorts spotting is a sport. Here’s how you score.
Courtesy of White Boys in Salmon Shorts:
1 pt for a white boy in salmon colored shorts.
2 pts for a “pisces-gemini combo,” a pair of salmon-luvin boys.
5 pts for an unpleasantry (proper term for a horde of 3 or more).
Below, some of the best points scored so far this spring since the weather got warm on campus:
And remember, fish is traditionally best served with white wine.
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