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11 Ways Dolce & Gabbana Pretended Not To Care About Their Jail Sentence

A judge in Milan just sentenced the designers to twenty months in prison. Both Domenico Dolce and Stefano Gabbana have been all, "oh WHATEVER" about the charges and possible jail time for years.

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The designers have made no comment since yesterday's courtroom ruling, though Dolce & Gabbana representatives released a statement last night. Stefano Gabbana, an avid Twitter user, has been busy retweeting supportive tweets and messages:

Like this one describing Italy as "a sideshow shaky from exorbitant fees."

@stefanogabbana uno stato equo e solidale proprio.. Un baraccone traballante dalle tasse esorbitanti! La gente subisce ma non reagisce!!!!

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@Paoloexe

@stefanogabbana uno stato equo e solidale proprio.. Un baraccone traballante dalle tasse esorbitanti! La gente subisce ma non reagisce!!!!

And this high praise, which describes Gabbana as an "Italian genius like Michelangelo, treated like a criminal."

Quello dell'amico @stefanogabbana �e8 altro caso d ingiustizia!Genio italiano al pari di Michelangelo trattato da malfattore.Nonticurardiloro!

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This one, which implies "rockstar" judges taking bribes:

@rosycanale1 @stefanogabbana quando i magistrati la smetterano di giocare a farcle rockstar diventeremo paese civile, stemmerde !!!

andreabusi

@andreaboosy

@rosycanale1 @stefanogabbana quando i magistrati la smetterano di giocare a farcle rockstar diventeremo paese civile, stemmerde !!!

Also this one, encouraging the designers to "hold their heads high."

@stefanogabbana non si pu�f2 dire che il tatto sia il loro punto forza...non vi abbattete sempre testa alta e fierezza!

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And let's not forget this, which seems like a valid logistical concern:

ȁc@PernaMassimo1: @dolcegabbana @stefanogabbana in galeraȁd they have wifi in jail?!

Morning XO Star

@letSNAKESdance

ȁc@PernaMassimo1: @dolcegabbana @stefanogabbana in galeraȁd they have wifi in jail?!