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    Feb 19, 2015

    For Everyone Whose Life Has Been Ruined By "Uptown Funk"

    You are not alone.

    "Uptown Funk," by Mark Ronson and Bruno Mars, is the runaway pop success of 2015.

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    You already know this because it is EVERYWHERE.

    It's legit one of the catchiest songs in herstory.

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    You're already singing it.

    Don't believe me? Just watch.

    View this video on YouTube

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    1. It's also taking over lives.

    2. No one is immune.

    3. FUTURE GENERATIONS are being affected.

    Uptown funk is literally ruining my life I'm going to name my first child Bruno Mars

    soul of a dragon@misserinwhiteFollow

    Uptown funk is literally ruining my life I'm going to name my first child Bruno Mars

    10:47 AM - 16 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

    4. This is every car ride in America.

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    5. Minds are being boggled.

    do I like uptown funk or does my brain refuse to accept any other music @ this point in my life

    Zoe @CaptainGenoviaFollow

    do I like uptown funk or does my brain refuse to accept any other music @ this point in my life

    9:49 PM - 16 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

    6. Nothing is more important than funkin', now.

    7. Classrooms are infected.

    8. It's putting lives in danger.

    9. We, as a society, have lost control.

    10. Communication has become solely funk-based.

    11. It's all "Uptown Funk" all the time.

    12. We're effing powerless, people.

    13. This is romance, now, in the world we've built for ourselves.

    14. We've given ourselves over fully.

    When the radio fades out during Uptown Funk

    Mary@RadFemFoxFollow

    When the radio fades out during Uptown Funk

    2:20 PM - 11 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

    15. No conversation is safe.

    16. We were lost, but now we're found.

    17. Brace yourself, 'cause the funk's not goin' anywhere.

    If somehow "Uptown Funk" hasn't taken over you life yet, IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME.

    "Trust us" — everyone else in the world.

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