1. White New Balances.
2. With white crew socks.
3. T-shirts with a random company’s logo on them.
4. Briefcases with a random company’s logo on them.
5. Transition lenses.
6. Cell phone belt clips.
7. Those gladiator sandal things.
8. Tucked-in polo shirts.
9. T-shirts with the word "dad" in there somewhere.
10. These sunglasses.
11. Sunglasses with lanyards.
12. Sunglasses on top of their hats.
13. Fleece vests.
14. Tommy Bahama shirts tucked into khakis.
15. Those black socks with the gold toes.
16. Aggro aprons.
17. Those weird four-button polos.
18. Crisp jean shorts.
19. A keychain with 900 keys on it.
