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26 Really Great Tweets That Will Cost You Exactly $0 To Enjoy

Laughter is free, y'all.

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Old publicity photos of nsync always make them look like Guy Fieri's five sons

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Every picture of the E.T. from the Universal Studios ride looks like he's destroying you in a rap battle

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ah i seeeee i thought when you said you wanted to start a family it was understood i would be the baby

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"Unlock the car Sharon, I love you. We can make this work."

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One time I saw a video of a guy holding up a sign that said "I love you Stevie" at a Stevie Wonder concert. I think about this a lot.

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Purebread dogs vs. inbread dogs

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7:02 pm: I'll probably have 1 or 2 beers 2:43am: [emailing the former CEO of radio shack] WHY THE FUCJ WERE U SELLING VCRS IN 2014

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GORDON RAMSAY: what the fuck is that ME: it's a banana just a normal banana to eat GORDON RAMSAY: fuck it off

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Accidentally bought hotdog buns instead of hamburger buns so guess who's eating hamdogs

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Who the fuck call laundry sauce 'detergent'? Ok mr scientist lmao

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Best friends off the court💪🏾, sworn enemies on it. 👿😡🏀🏀Athletes understand.👌🏾💯💯💯

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Let me get this straight. The guy was raised by animals in the jungle with no human contact whatsoever and he named himself George?

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love how during intense moments in space-themed movies they'll show the dashboard panels, as though you'll be like ah. ah i see the issue

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Still the greatest news report of all-time by a country mile.

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When a zoo animal dies they always call it "beloved" or a "crowd favorite" like there's some animal named "Jimmy the zebra everyone hates"

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This is the funniest thing I've ever seen

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"Come along, Trash Spaceship," I say to my purse as we leave the house.

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Top Movies Your Boyfriend Wants to Watch: -An Idiot Saves the President -Rich Boy Hero 4 -Silent Hero Journey Boy -Fight Fight Fight -Boats

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DOG BOSS: Any messages for me? DOG ASSISTANT: just one from Mr. Agoodboy DOG BOSS: who’s Agoodboy? DOG ASSISTANT: *tail starts wagging*

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FEW YEARS AGO I ASKED MY HOMIE TO TRY TO HOLLA AT MY GIRL TO SEE IF SHE WOULD CHEAT ON ME THEY BEEN TOGETHER FOR 3 YEARS NOW & GOT 2KIDS.

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My girl just asked me what am i getting her for Rihanna's birthday

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*someone drives the speed limit and is being a safe driver* me: OHHHHMMYYYYYFUUUCCCJKIIINNNNGODDDDDD GOOOOOOOO!!!!… https://t.co/xkM48V9e4V

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*continues eating while receiving the Heimlich*

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