21 Things That Will Make You Pass Out With Rage

    Why universe? WHY?

    1. Seriously? Ugh.

    2. Welp, this commute is gonna be great.

    3. It just had to be there, didn't it?

    4. Just... open... god... dammit

    5. *slaps forehead*

    6. COME ON

    7. You gotta be kidding me.

    8. *knowing shake of the head*

    9. Dear jeans: covering the crotch is a basic and essential part of your job. Sincerely: BLARGH.

    10. Oh FFS

    11. I will punch you, exclamation point.

    12. DAMN. Don't... make... eye contact...

    13. Please come off... PLEASE.

    14. Son of aaaaaaaaa...

    15. Oh of COURSE.

    16. DAMMIT.

    17. Now? Really?

    18. Eggs, noooooooooooo.

    19. Keys, noooooooooo.

    20. ARGH.

    21. Some people are trying to PARK HERE.

    22. Corkscrew, YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS.