Macaulay Culkin Is In A Pizza-Themed Velvet Underground Cover Band Called The Pizza Underground

    Really, though.

    This is The Pizza Underground.

    This is thespian and artist Macaulay Culkin.

    So far The Underground only have one recording — a medley of VU and VU-related songs "recorded live at Macaulay Culkin's house."

    The covers are faithful, if ramshackle, with one important exception: now all the lyrics are about pizza.

    They've only played a show or two around New York, including one at famed anti-folk stomping ground Sidewalk Cafe.

    This is what band practice in Macaulay Culkin's living room looks like.

    Important hospitality rider info if you're considering booking the band:

    In summation: "Macaulay Culkin: child actor"

    "Macaulay Culkin: percussion/kazoo/vocals"