Nifty·Sep 18, 201326 Incredibly Depressing Real Estate Listing PhotosThese "charming," "starter homes" on "tree-lined" blocks are "not to be missed."by Alex NaidusBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. Ooooh, a loft bed, how positively bohemian. worstroom.com 2. You don't really need natural light. Or happiness. worstroom.com 3. Could move the random piles of trash from the bathroom, but... *shrugs* *takes photo* hookedonhouses.net 4. This Brooklyn dungeon comes with a 19th-century pillow and an indoor leaf blower. ACT FAST. worstroom.com From the listing: "sunshine is the only thing you’ll really be missing out on." OK, no prob! 5. Bloody footprints will be cleaned before your move-in date. Probably. hookedonhouses.net 6. Fun fact: Your new dream home is actually a snow globe! Enjoy!! wtfrealestate.com 7. This "unique starter home" just needs a "visionary buyer." wtfrealestate.com Yes, really. 8. Swearing? Yup. Totally cool-looking timestamp? Uh huh. Large graffiti cock n' balls? OBVIOUSLY. wtfrealestate.com 9. The only limit this "bungalow" knows is your own imagination. Literally, though, you have to imagine it. terriblerealestateagentphotos.tumblr.com 10. Cozy basement room with authentic Saw lighting and clay floors. One of a kind. worstroom.com 11. Classic fixer upper. Original detailing! wtfrealestate.com 12. Not pictured: kidnapped person. worstroom.com 13. Boombox! *whispers "mini fridge instead of sink"* BOOMBOX, THOUGH! worstroom.com 14. Shared space with creative professional. Roomy and bright! wtfrealestate.com From listing: "Need notice. It is occupied." No shit, occupied by an EVIL SCIENTIST. 15. Special "large, needlessly removed door now leaning against window" feature. Very unique. terriblerealestateagentphotos.tumblr.com 16. Oh, sorry, you wanted to SEE the room? Trust me, it's great, there's at least one (1) comforter. worstroom.com 17. Cool artist loft for a progressive type under 4'8". worstroom.com 18. "Room is a bed." worstroom.com 19. Room available with cool geometric window.* worstroom.com *Window looks onto abattoir parking lot. 20. Apartment comes with chandelier. It's attached to a rake, taped to a stepladder, but STILL. Très chic! terriblerealestateagentphotos.tumblr.com 21. Unique "jail-style" window contrasts well with asymmetrical tile pattern and "crime scene" accenting. The bathroom you've always dreamed of! terriblerealestateagentphotos.tumblr.com 22. Rare "huge air duct and old soap scum" combination. worstroom.com 23. Cute room in fantastic neighborhood! (Note: smoky.) worstroom.com 24. Shared basement with marble(ish) floors. Great for artists! worstroom.com 25. Lush garden apartment. Comes with door, trash. terriblerealestateagentphotos.tumblr.com 26. Technically a recording studio. But also technically a physical space inhabitable by human beings! Broker's fee plus two months up front. worstroom.com H/t to Terrible Real Estate Agent Photos for the inspiration.