I go straight to the sale section of any store I walk into.All my clothes look more expensive than they actually are.I have overdrafted from my bank account.I overdraft from my bank account once a month.I overdraft from my bank account once a week.I’ve eaten a meal that was just free samples from a grocery store.I only drink at happy hours.I only buy wine less than $10.I only buy wine less than $5.I've had Top Ramen as a meal.I have Top Ramen as a meal at least once a week.I have three or more roommates.I have canceled plans because getting there would cost money.I cut my own hair.I flirt with people just for free drinks.I know my bank balance down the the dollar.I check my bank balance before going anywhere to do anything.I've skipped meals even when I'm hungry to save money.I have taken out less than $20 from an ATM.I have considered donating blood just for the money.I have donated blood just for the money.I have considered donating sperm or an egg for money.I have donated sperm or an egg for money.I have signed up to be experimented on for multiple psychological studies for the $20.I have put $5 or less of gas in my car.I eat off the dollar menu at least once a week.I have recycled gifts.I have recycled the gifts' wrapping paper.I've had a meal that's all condiments.I wear dirty clothes to avoid spending money on laundry.I have definitely stolen my roommate's shampoo because I couldn't afford to replace my own.I know the exact location of every dollar-pizza establishment in town.I know the exact location of every dollar-beer establishment in town.I have used gift cards to buy other gift cards.I have mixed water into my body wash to make it last longer.I hold my breath every time a cashier swipes my card.My card has been declined on a purchase of less than $10.I use toothpaste until the tube is 100% flat.I've considered eating a stranger's leftover food once they've left a restaurant.I regularly wear free T-shirts even if I think they're hideous.I have paid for things with only change.If I couldn't steal my neighbors Wi-Fi, I wouldn't have internet.I have taped up the soles of my shoes to "fix them."And I'm an expert at sewing buttons on and seams of old coats/jackets.I use different email addresses to sign up for the same free trials multiple times.I have to prioritize my friends because I can only afford one social hangout per weekend.When people ask what I want as a gift, I always say "cash."I have a mental countdown leading up to payday.I have a premade shopping list of things I will buy as soon as it's payday.And I can't fucking wait.
How Broke Are You?
You're the opposite of broke. What are you even doing taking this quiz? Shouldn't you be rolling around in your bathtubs or driving around in your expensive car or shopping for palaces or something?
You're not broke at all. You're fiscally responsible and can probably afford several healthy meals a day. You probably file your taxes on time and have don't even know what a negative bank balance looks like. Good job, adult.
You're pretttttyyyy damn broke. Like, your bank balance isn't quite in the negatives yet but it's one night out away. Bills are your worst enemy, and clearance sales are your best friend. This isn't a bad thing — it just means you're thrifty and nifty and you know your limits. Enjoy that ramen dinner!
GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER, DUDE. You're the brokest of the broke. The good thing is that for you and for your bank balance, there's nowhere to go but up. And you know better than anyone else that the best things in life are free... Kinda.