back to top

How Broke Are You?

Don't worry, we won't tell your mom.

Posted on
Universal Pictures / Via dvdactive.com
  1. Check all that apply.

    Check
    I go straight to the sale section of any store I walk into.
    Check
    All my clothes look more expensive than they actually are.
    Check
    I have overdrafted from my bank account.
    Check
    I overdraft from my bank account once a month.
    Check
    I overdraft from my bank account once a week.
    Check
    I’ve eaten a meal that was just free samples from a grocery store.
    Check
    I only drink at happy hours.
    Check
    I only buy wine less than $10.
    Check
    I only buy wine less than $5.
    Check
    I've had Top Ramen as a meal.
    Check
    I have Top Ramen as a meal at least once a week.
    Check
    I have three or more roommates.
    Check
    I have canceled plans because getting there would cost money.
    Check
    I cut my own hair.
    Check
    I flirt with people just for free drinks.
    Check
    I know my bank balance down the the dollar.
    Check
    I check my bank balance before going anywhere to do anything.
    Check
    I've skipped meals even when I'm hungry to save money.
    Check
    I have taken out less than $20 from an ATM.
    Check
    I have considered donating blood just for the money.
    Check
    I have donated blood just for the money.
    Check
    I have considered donating sperm or an egg for money.
    Check
    I have donated sperm or an egg for money.
    Check
    I have signed up to be experimented on for multiple psychological studies for the $20.
    Check
    I have put $5 or less of gas in my car.
    Check
    I eat off the dollar menu at least once a week.
    Check
    I have recycled gifts.
    Check
    I have recycled the gifts' wrapping paper.
    Check
    I've had a meal that's all condiments.
    Check
    I wear dirty clothes to avoid spending money on laundry.
    Check
    I have definitely stolen my roommate's shampoo because I couldn't afford to replace my own.
    Check
    I know the exact location of every dollar-pizza establishment in town.
    Check
    I know the exact location of every dollar-beer establishment in town.
    Check
    I have used gift cards to buy other gift cards.
    Check
    I have mixed water into my body wash to make it last longer.
    Check
    I hold my breath every time a cashier swipes my card.
    Check
    My card has been declined on a purchase of less than $10.
    Check
    I use toothpaste until the tube is 100% flat.
    Check
    I've considered eating a stranger's leftover food once they've left a restaurant.
    Check
    I regularly wear free T-shirts even if I think they're hideous.
    Check
    I have paid for things with only change.
    Check
    If I couldn't steal my neighbors Wi-Fi, I wouldn't have internet.
    Check
    I have taped up the soles of my shoes to "fix them."
    Check
    And I'm an expert at sewing buttons on and seams of old coats/jackets.
    Check
    I use different email addresses to sign up for the same free trials multiple times.
    Check
    I have to prioritize my friends because I can only afford one social hangout per weekend.
    Check
    When people ask what I want as a gift, I always say "cash."
    Check
    I have a mental countdown leading up to payday.
    Check
    I have a premade shopping list of things I will buy as soon as it's payday.
    Check
    And I can't fucking wait.
Take quizzes and chill with the BuzzFeed app.