"If I tell you I'm 5 minutes away and you believe me that is your own personal problem."
If this day/week/month/year is getting you down, this post is for YOU.
"Who is the idiot that called it 'possession of marijuana' and not 'joint custody'?"
You deserve to feel good today.
The kits! The suits! The track suits! The travel gear!
Is it beautiful or bogus?
Pups > people
Mmmmmmm. (h/t r/oddlysatisfying)
Back to the future 😎
Am I... into cults now?
♫ lemme upgrade ya ♫
FYI: cats will love empty boxes way more than the toys you're gonna buy them.
Don't forget your phone. Just don't.
You got game?
You need this now more than ever.
You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll laugh again.
It ain't all bad out there.
What's the strongest day of the week? Saturday and Sunday... the rest are weekdays.
Laughter is free, y'all.