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    21 Questions Every Single Person In L.A. Has Asked Themselves

    "Is this worth driving to the Valley?"

    1. How far will I drive on the 10 in the name of love?

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    2. Is there a single person in Los Angeles who DOESN'T hike?

    3. What percentage of the population here has a professional headshot? 100%??

    4. Who needs yoga classes when I’ve seen every pose that exists in dating profiles?

    5. Can I just meet someone who can get me into the Magic Castle, please?

    6. Can I suggest a taco truck for dinner? I mean… it’s really good!?

    7. Will I ever meet anyone who isn’t “working on a screenplay”?

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    8. How many dates do I give it before I ask them to read my screenplay?

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    9. Should I use this ~wacky~ photo in my profile or should I try to actually look cute?

    10. Shit, my car is way too dirty for a stranger to get into, isn’t it?

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    But I am also way too lazy to clean it, aren’t I?

    11. Every single person here is in shape, aren’t they?

    12. Is it too obvious to suggest Griffith Observatory for a date spot?

    13. I guess everyone finds a way to work their LACMA visit into their dating profile, huh?

    14. Should I go on a date with someone just because their dog is cute??

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    I mean... yes.

    15. Am I the last person in this town without an IMDB page?

    16. I'm so over online dating, maybe I should just meet someone at Gelson's??

    17. I don’t feel like thinking up a good date spot, we can just meet at Coffee Bean, right?

    18. OK I like this person, but do I like them a “driving in the rain in LA to see them” amount?

    19. What about a “going to the IKEA in Burbank together” amount?

    20. Do I want to date someone who's a namedropper, even if all the names they're dropping are people I'd like to meet?

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    21. If we don't have chemistry, can I still use this person as a professional connection?

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