1.
How far will I drive on the 10 in the name of love?
2.
Is there a single person in Los Angeles who DOESN'T hike?
3.
What percentage of the population here has a professional headshot? 100%??
4.
Who needs yoga classes when I’ve seen every pose that exists in dating profiles?
5.
Can I just meet someone who can get me into the Magic Castle, please?
6.
Can I suggest a taco truck for dinner? I mean… it’s really good!?
7.
Will I ever meet anyone who isn’t “working on a screenplay”?
8.
How many dates do I give it before I ask them to read my screenplay?
9.
Should I use this ~wacky~ photo in my profile or should I try to actually look cute?
10.
Shit, my car is way too dirty for a stranger to get into, isn’t it?
11.
Every single person here is in shape, aren’t they?
12.
Is it too obvious to suggest Griffith Observatory for a date spot?
13.
I guess everyone finds a way to work their LACMA visit into their dating profile, huh?
14.
Should I go on a date with someone just because their dog is cute??
15.
Am I the last person in this town without an IMDB page?
16.
I'm so over online dating, maybe I should just meet someone at Gelson's??
17.
I don’t feel like thinking up a good date spot, we can just meet at Coffee Bean, right?
18.
OK I like this person, but do I like them a “driving in the rain in LA to see them” amount?
19.
What about a “going to the IKEA in Burbank together” amount?
20.
Do I want to date someone who's a namedropper, even if all the names they're dropping are people I'd like to meet?
21.
If we don't have chemistry, can I still use this person as a professional connection?
