If You Agree With 12/20 Of These Things, You’re Too Old For This Crap

Most bars are too crowded

Most bars are too loud

The idea of doing a shot gives you a headache

Waiting in line for food more than 10 minutes is a waste of time

Keeping up with new slang is exhausting

Keeping up with new social media and apps is exhausting

Keeping up with new music is exhausting

You’re tired just *thinking* about going to a music festival

Relentlessly positive people just haven’t realized the truth about life yet

You’ve drastically changed your diet because everything makes your stomach hurt now

A quiet night staying in sounds *really* appealing

Before you go out, you’ve already decided you’ll “only stay for an hour or two”

Getting to sleep early is something to be proud of

Life is too short for BS, you always just tell it like it is

You used to get FOMO but now you’re over it

One of life’s great satisfactions is when plans get canceled last minute

Online dating is way more exhausting than it is exciting

Group chats are impossible to keep up with

People misusing (or not using) punctuation or grammar is weirdly infuriating

Your fashion motto is less, "Damn, I look good" and more, "Damn, I feel cozy”

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