Buzz·Posted on Aug 27, 201324 Basic Life Activities You're Too Lazy To AccomplishNo shame. Except yeah, maybe a little shame.by Alex NaidusBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. Retrieving any non-phone/wallet/keys item from under the couch. Fox / Via tntmagazine.com 2. Cleaning the fridge. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF cheezburger.com Just hold your breath when you go in for your next tallboy, right? Problem solved. 3. Wiping liquid off the floor. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF cheezburger.com "I'm gonna let my friend EVAPORATION handle that." 4. Replying to an email with anything more than one sentence. RIP meaningful correspondence. 5. Preparing any food that involves turning on the stove. blog.fooducate.com 6. Or even calling somewhere to get food delivered. appz10.com If it's not on Seamless, then never mind. 7. Washing the appropriate dishes when you need them. hodgepodge.me Need a bowl? A mug is basically a bowl. Plate? A paper towel is also a surface. 8. Going to (or even calling) a dentist when your tooth hurts. Aivars Rimsa / Via shutterstock.com It'll get better on its own. Probably. 9. Walking the two extra blocks to your bank instead of paying a grey box $3. blogs.browardpalmbeach.com 10. Disposing of shower hair clumps. susiemadrak.com Although, if "disposing of" means "removing from the drain and sticking on the tile wall," then no problem. 11. Getting up to go to the bathroom once you're in bed. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF giphy.com Nothing to see here, just ignoring NATURE'S INTERNAL SYSTEMS. All good. 12. Flossing. stephensdentistry.com Hahaha, yeah right. 13. Going grocery shopping at an actual grocery store. urbane-dev.com A half-gallon of milk, some Cup o' Noodles, and a few Klondike bars are all you need for the week anyway. 14. Looking at, or even opening, your bank statements. Flickr: rocksee Also: bothering to cancel getting paper mailings. 15. Taking your air conditioner out of the window, ever. Flickr: apoptotic I mean, it'll be hot again eventually. 16. Folding laundry. appliancesonlineblog.com.au Might as well just throw the whole pile on your bed and sleep on it, I guess. 17. Or even doing laundry at all, when you can just buy a new pack of underwear. kmart.com 18. Going beyond the first page of Google results to learn something. 19. Unsubscribing from the avalanche of email newsletters you get instead of deleting them every time. verticalresponse.com 20. Sitting at a desk. chanbee.com 21. Maintaining conversation beyond "hello." funny-pictures-blog.com 22. Reading news beyond the headline. techcrunch.com TL;DR is a lifestyle. 23. Fully spelling words. blog.myfuturerole.com 24. Answering any phone call, ever. osxdaily.com No emoji, no communication, sorry.