14 Cities That Totally Get It

    Time to move. Unless you live in Indianapolis already.

    1. Most Millionaires Per Capita: Frankfurt, Germany

    2. Most Sexually Satisfied: Indianapolis, IN

    Really, though?

    3. Highest Life Expectancy: San Jose, CA

    It also has the most job openings per capita.

    4. Most Bars Per Capita: New Orleans, LA

    Suck it, Milwaukee.

    5. Most People Leaving Home To Go To Work at Strange Times (12 P.M. - 5 A.M.): Akutan, AK

    'Cause fuck a nine-to-five.

    6. Best City Park System: Minneapolis

    7. Smallest Household Income Disparity: Dale City, VA

    They are the 99%, kinda!

    8. Most People Taking a Ferryboat to Work: Bainbridge Island, WA

    KILLING the competition in ferry riding.

    9. Most Racially Diverse City: Cerritos, CA

    Melting pot, y'all.

    10. Lowest Crime Rate for a City: Scottsdale, AZ

    Arizona: no humidity, no violence.

    11. Most Well-Read: Alexandria, VA

    Bonus fact: Knoxville bought the most copies of 50 Shades of Grey on Amazon.

    12. Most Master's or Doctorate Degrees: Palo Alto, CA

    13. Highest Maximum Monthly Sunshine Amount: Fresno, CA

    Notice anything in common among the top ten?

    14. Smallest Percentage of Divorced People Age 25+: Stanford, CA