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Which 'Super Mario' Character Are You Hooking Up With?

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Which 'Super Mario' Character Are You Hooking Up With?

You got: Toad

You should hook up with Toad because he would do all kinds of nasty things with you. Toad would definitely be the freakiest out of every Super Mario character and he'd know how to pleasure you right. It’s always the cute, meek ones...

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You got: Yoshi

You're going to hook up with Yoshi, and you're going to lock this green dinosaur down after because of one thing: that tongue.

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You got: Mario

Do you ever wonder why he's called "Super" Mario? Congrats. You're about to find out because you'll be hooking up with the main man himself.

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You got: Luigi

Being consistently sidelined by his brother makes Luigi an attentive lover who loves being wanted and wants being loved — which means he’ll do anything to make you happy. ANYTHING.

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You got: Princess Peach

You should hook up with Princess Peach. She may look prim and proper, but you better come correct. This is the princess of Mushroom Kingdom, and if you’re not up to the task, she’ll easily find someone else who is.

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You got: Birdo

Before you hook up with Birdo, you should know she doesn’t play games. She is a confident woman who knows what she wants in bed, and you’re about to give that to her. All. Night. Long.

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You got: Princess Daisy

Just because Daisy is Peach’s righthand boss doesn’t mean she’s picking up her scraps. Daisy can get hers, and today that's you. As the more athletic of the two princesses in Super Mario, Daisy’s got the stamina to keep you up all night.

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You got: Bowser

Bowser is definitely the Super Mario character that’s totally down for whatever roleplay or sex fantasies you have, which is perfect because you have a lot that you want to try...

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