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25 Signs You're Way Too Obsessed With Chipotle

Because you spend more time at Chipotle than the employees.

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1. The presence of any other customers infuriates you.

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2. You get excited and sweaty just thinking about carnitas.

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3. You keep going back even though you know the all-too-real aftermath:

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6. Because nothing is worse than overboard barbacoa.

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7. You handle your little brown bag with the utmost TLC.

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8. You go to the gym so you can justify wolfing a burrito bowl afterwards.

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10. You didn't write this ad, but you would have.

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11. This unspeakable tragedy horrifies you:

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12. You question how the Chipotle employee making your burrito still has a job.

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13. You want to start eating healthy, but you can't because Chipotle doesn't fit into your diet.

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14. You wonder what you would actually do if this kid were yours.

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15. You start to develop unrealistic expectations about happiness.

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17. You've had actual dreams about the quesarito.

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18. This should be illegal.

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19. You've figured out the ~game~.

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20. When this is your #mcm:

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23. You know if an employee is new depending on how they roll your burrito.

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24. This is the obvious answer.

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25. And someday you'll live in the land of your dreams.

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