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17 Conversations Charles And Camilla Definitely Had On Their Royal Tour

And we'll never be royals...

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1. "Now, which one of your shitty children gave me these flowers?"

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2. "Honestly, these have to be some of the worst flowers I've ever received."

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3. "I stand corrected."

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4. "...And the wicked thing is, we're not even going to buy any, we'll just drink the samples and leave!"

"Jolly good show Charles! They don't suspect a thing! "I'm standing right behind you, Your Highness.""Shh.. Just pretend you don't speak Australian."
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"Jolly good show Charles! They don't suspect a thing!

"I'm standing right behind you, Your Highness."

"Shh.. Just pretend you don't speak Australian."

5. "Camilla, don't look now but there's an awful looking man behind me copying everything I do."

"That's impossible darling, William's in England."
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"That's impossible darling, William's in England."

6. "Are you sure there's quite enough room for the people living in there? It does seem rather small."

"Well, this is just a model Your Highness.""All the more reason to make it bigger for the poor girl! Models are at least six foot tall.""Haha Zoolander, I get it. Good one Your Highness.""What on earth are you talking about, man?""Nothing, Your Highness."
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"Well, this is just a model Your Highness."

"All the more reason to make it bigger for the poor girl! Models are at least six foot tall."

"Haha Zoolander, I get it. Good one Your Highness."

"What on earth are you talking about, man?"

"Nothing, Your Highness."

7. "Guards! Arrest this awful woman! She has trapped my face inside her telephone."

"..Honestly, this is worse than the time they trapped Mummy's face on all those coins the commoners seem so fond of."
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"..Honestly, this is worse than the time they trapped Mummy's face on all those coins the commoners seem so fond of."

8. "Sweet! Free shovel! Suck it colonials, it's crown property now!"

"Err actually Your Highness, it's a ceremonial-""I said suck it!""Yes Your Highness."
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"Err actually Your Highness, it's a ceremonial-"

"I said suck it!"

"Yes Your Highness."

9. "I don't even want this wine, I just don't want you to have any."

"Your Highness, I'm 15. I'm not legally allowed-""YUM YUM YUM DOWN IT GOES!"
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"Your Highness, I'm 15. I'm not legally allowed-"

"YUM YUM YUM DOWN IT GOES!"

10. "Look at this Camilla! These Australian children are literally garbage."

"Don't be horrid Charles."
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"Don't be horrid Charles."

11. "Oh no, right you are. They really are garbage."

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12. "Good god, put that down woman!"

"Why Charlie, are you scared that this is how I'll take the throne?""No you're not wearing gloves, who knows what you'll catch."
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"Why Charlie, are you scared that this is how I'll take the throne?"

"No you're not wearing gloves, who knows what you'll catch."

13. "MUMMY?! Oh no, you're far too approving of my life to be mummy. Jolly good trick though, nearly had me."

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14. "You know last time an Englishman got on a ship like that, we invaded your country."

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15. "You girls are from New Zealand, you like Lorde?"

"Yeah! We love Lorde" "Ah yes, you know that song of hers, how does it go?""Umm.. like.. 'and we 'll never be royals..""That's right.""Oh."
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"Yeah! We love Lorde"

"Ah yes, you know that song of hers, how does it go?"

"Umm.. like.. 'and we 'll never be royals.."

"That's right."

"Oh."

16. "Photographer, run ahead and take one of those cool looking photos so I can write hashtag squad goals on it."

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17. "Darling who is that strange man?"

"Where?""Over there. He keeps waving at us and smiling.""The one with tears in his eyes?""That's the one.""No idea."
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"Where?"

"Over there. He keeps waving at us and smiling."

"The one with tears in his eyes?"

"That's the one."

"No idea."