He lives vicariously through himself.He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels.His shirts never wrinkle.The police often question him just because they find him interesting.He has won the lifetime achievement award, twice.Google uses him as a search engine.Bigfoot tries to capture photos of him.He once went to a psychic…to warn her.He can speak Russian…in French.
Rainy evening kissingBeachfront romancin'Hotel room canoodlingThe refrigeratorThe casinoA baller house you've never been to beforeA moonlit beachDa clubAs far away from anyone else as possible
We Can Tell You What Nerdy Pick-Up Line You Should Use Tonight
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you are CuTe! (H/T reddit)
I must have crossed your event horizon, because there's no escaping your love. (H/T Tumblr)
Hey baby, how about we turn some of this potential energy into kinetic energy? (H/T Reddit)
If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes. (h/t Reddit)
You and I are like carbon at an archaeological dig. We should definitely be dating. (H/T Reddit)
I know you're out of my range but I'd sure like to take you to my domain. (H/T Reddit)
I lost Avogadro's Number... Can I have yours? (H/T Reddit)
I wish I was adenine because then I’d get paired with U. (H/T Reddit)
Heisenberg was wrong, because there's no uncertainty about what your position is gonna be tonight. (H/T reddit)
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