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We Can Tell You What Nerdy Pick-Up Line You Should Use Tonight

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you are CuTe!

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    He lives vicariously through himself.
    He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels.
    His shirts never wrinkle.
    The police often question him just because they find him interesting.
    He has won the lifetime achievement award, twice.
    Google uses him as a search engine.
    Bigfoot tries to capture photos of him.
    He once went to a psychic…to warn her.
    He can speak Russian…in French.
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    Rainy evening kissing
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    Rainy evening kissing
    Beachfront romancin'
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    Beachfront romancin'
    Hotel room canoodling
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    Hotel room canoodling
    The refrigerator
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    The refrigerator
    The casino
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    The casino
    A baller house you've never been to before
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    A baller house you've never been to before
    A moonlit beach
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    A moonlit beach
    Da club
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    Da club
    As far away from anyone else as possible
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    As far away from anyone else as possible
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We Can Tell You What Nerdy Pick-Up Line You Should Use Tonight

You got: Are you made of copper and tellurium?

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you are CuTe! (H/T reddit)

Are you made of copper and tellurium?
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You got: I must have crossed your event horizon...

I must have crossed your event horizon, because there's no escaping your love. (H/T Tumblr)

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Warner Bros.
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You got: Hey baby...

Hey baby, how about we turn some of this potential energy into kinetic energy? (H/T Reddit)

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Warner Bros.
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You got: If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase...

If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes. (h/t Reddit)

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You got: You and I are like carbon...

You and I are like carbon at an archaeological dig. We should definitely be dating. (H/T Reddit)

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You got: I know you're out of my range...

I know you're out of my range but I'd sure like to take you to my domain. (H/T Reddit)

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You got: I lost Avogadro's Number...

I lost Avogadro's Number... Can I have yours? (H/T Reddit)

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Interscope Records
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You got: I wish I was adenine...

I wish I was adenine because then I’d get paired with U. (H/T Reddit)

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You got: Heisenberg was wrong...

Heisenberg was wrong, because there's no uncertainty about what your position is gonna be tonight. (H/T reddit)

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