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What Natural Disaster Do You Fuck Like?

Do you have the endurance of a hurricane or the speed of a tornado?

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  1. Universal Pictures
    Days, man. days.
    Around 10 minutes.
    There is no predicting it.
    A matter of seconds.
    A couple of hours.
    Depends on the partner.
  2. Focus Features
    Explosive
    Powerful
    Unrelenting
    Sweaty
    Elegant
    Erratic
  3. HBO
    You can’t remember.
    This past month, which typically means you won’t see any action soon.
    Yesterday, but it wasn’t all that spectacular.
    Last week.
    Not since last summer.
    Last year.
  4. Universal Pictures
    Patagonia
    Japan
    Hawaii
    Oklahoma
    Yellowstone National Park
    Florida
  5. NBC
    Hot tub
    Shower
    Sauna
    In the woods
    Vibrating motel bed
    Airplane bathroom
  6. Universal Pictures
    Rock!
    Sizzle!
    Rush!
    Flow!
    Category!
    Swirl!

What Natural Disaster Do You Fuck Like?

You got: Huge Hurricane

You start off pretty modestly, but, like a talented lover with experience in the ways of the sack, you build up to a pretty remarkable crescendo and last for a long fucking time.

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You got: Explosive Volcanic Eruption

You are hot, dangerous, and unpredictable. You may lie dormant for long stretches of time, but when you do become active, it’s a pretty explosive event.

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You got: Earth-Shaking Earthquake

You are powerful and unforgettable. Much like the aftershocks of a large earthquake, memories of your lovemaking will continue to reverberate long after the initial event.

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You got: Messy Tsunami

People might not realize what they are getting into when they first see you. Given some time, though, you are a powerful, wet, messy, and destructive force. One of the most powerful forces to behold.

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You got: Unstoppable Tornado

You are raw power in the bedroom. You are erratic and unpredictable, but your skills are so legendary that people from all around the world brave your wake of destruction to try and capture some sweet pics and videos of you doing your thing.

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You got: Raging Wildfire

You treat sex like a wildfire treats a forest. Just like a fire doesn’t torch a forest all the time, you don’t need sex ALL the time either. But, also like a wildfire, when you do get going, it is hot as fuck and a totally regenerative experience.

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Science Writer, Fossil Beastmaster

Contact Alex Kasprak at alex.kasprak@buzzfeed.com.

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