This, ladies and gentlemen, is the Lloyds Bank Turd. It's one of the biggest pieces of ancient human shit ever found.
Scientists determined that the creator of this hefty specimen was a Viking that lived around the 9th century A.D.
This prodigious dump tells us a lot about the unlucky Viking who produced it.
The precious poo also tells us a lot about what this Viking's diet was like.
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This Fossilized Turd Will Make You Glad You Weren't A Viking
Science Writer, Fossil Beastmaster
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