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Can You Guess How Drunk These People Are?

We did the drinking. You do the guessing!

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We got drunk at work to find out how easy it is to guess a person's level of intoxication based only on their behavior.

The scientific way to figure out a person's shwasteyness is to measure their blood alcohol content (BAC).

BAC is the percentage of ethanol in your blood in units of mass of alcohol per volume (or mass) of blood. Cops and doctors can measure this with a breathalyzer.

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Here's Kristin competing in a fierce staring contest:

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    Kirstin is a bit tipsy. She has a BAC of 0.02!

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Here's Brian going on a pretty vicious rant:

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    Brian is pretty drunk. He's got a BAC of .14.

    He is WAY too drunk to drive, believe it or not.

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Here's Javi with this sensuous performance:

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    Javi is only a bit tipsy. He has a BAC of 0.02!

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Here's Kristin answering a math problem:

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    Kristin is seriously drunk! She has a BAC of .10!

    No driving for her!

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Here's Brian with this recitation of a classic:

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    Brian is super sober here!

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Here's Kristin answering the question "Whose signature is famous for being the largest on the Declaration of Independence?":

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    Kristin is a bit tipsy, she has a BAC of .03!

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Here's Claire adding a musical touch to the backwards alphabet:

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    Claire really rocked this considering she had a .11 BAC!

    Still WAY too drunk to drive, though.

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Here's Javi giving the backwards alphabet his all:

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    Javi is a bit drunk. His BAC is 0.04!

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Here's Claire taking a crack at some kid's Trivial Pursuit:

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    Claire is a bit tipsy. Her BAC is 0.04!

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Here's Kristin interpreting some ink blots:

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    Kristin is getting drunk! Her BAC is 0.05.

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Here's Claire doing some covert operations training:

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    Claire is certainly buzzed at this point! Her BAC is 0.06.

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Here's Javi delivering a masterful tribute to the Bard:

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    Javi has a BAC of 0.07.

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    Claire is NOT sober. She has a BAC of .11!

    It would be illegal for her to drive while this drunk.

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Here's Brian trying out a funky groove:

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    Brian has a BAC is 0.02.