1. YOU CAN TALK?
2. How does that work?
3. Like is it a one-wiggle-for-yes, two-for-no sort of thing? Because Christian seems to understand you perfectly regardless of the situation.
4. Why does Christian think you are an entirely disparate being from himself?
5. Are you legally emancipated from the rest of his body?
6. Does the government recognize you as a separate human entity?
7. Do you have a name?
8. You get hard a lot, huh?
9. Does that ever become exhausting for you?
10. Do you need a vacation?
11. Where would you go?
12. So I heard you like music.
13. What kind of music do you like best?
14. Do you like Passion Pit?
15. Does that sound like something you would be into? What with you being a dick and them having a name that sounds like somewhere a literal dick wouldn't mind hanging out in.
16. How do you feel about Ginuwine's musical dick classic, "Pony?"
17. Are you and Christian Grey's prostate cool or nah?
18. Can I borrow $10,000?
19. When is the last time you went to church?
20. How much of your relationship with Christian Grey is him going "CHRISTIAN YES" and you going "CHRISTIAN NO"?
21. Are you a nice person?
22. Are you aware of the ~[thing] intensifies~ meme? Because if there is one meme that sums up all the shenanigans you get up to with Christian it would be ~penis intensifies~.
23. Are you worried about what's going to happen when, you know, you get a little...older?
24. Like are you taking any precautionary measures to ensure vitality as you age?
25. Do you exercise?
26. Do you lift?
27. Do you go to the dick gym and do dick lifts?
28. With tiny little dick barbells and a dick friend to spot you in case your dick grip slips?
29. Have you talked to your doctor about Viagra?
30. Have you ever experienced an erection lasting more than eight hours?
31. Was Christian like, "Cool," and you were like, "Help"?
32. What's your favorite color?
33. How do you think Jamie Dornan's dick did in portraying your character arc in the film adaptation of Fifty Shades of Grey?
34. Did his dick consult with you before getting into character?
35. Do you have any goals?
36. What do you dream about at night?
37. Do you have any regrets?
38. So, about Ana. How do you really feel about her?
39. Do you love this woman?
40. Do you want to hold her?
41. Squeeze her?
42. Never leave her?
43. Have you considered trying a little tenderness?
44. What's your favorite slang word for "penis"?
45. We all know that Christian likes the term "cock," but what's your preferred word for yourself?
46. Willy?
47. Johnson?
48. BonerMaster 9000?
49. Will the next book be entirely from your perspective?
50. Fifty Shades of BonerMaster 9000 has a pretty good ring to it.
51. Will you give me credit when you write that book?