Don’t act like you’ve never done it.
Just make sure it’s the kind of paper towel that won’t fall apart as soon as it gets wet, because then you’ll have a mouth full of pulp. Which would be funny, but awful.
Even if you don’t think you smell, you smell.
That stuff will kill the smelly bacteria in an instant.
These were white when you bought them.
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