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Be careful what you pick up...one of these items is cursed.

Can You Pick The Cursed Object?

Not Cursed

Look at you, judging a book by its cover...or a doll by its creepy eyes, patchy hair, and dirty plastic skin. Just because Margaret LOOKS like a child died of consumption while clinging the doll to her chest, and MAYBE that child's soul slipped from between her cold, blue lips and left a trace of her former self in the form and body of a horrifying toy – but that doesn't mean it's true! Margaret is just a doll. A not-cursed doll, as surprising as that seems.

Surprisingly Not Cursed

It's just a pencil holder shaped like a pencil, filled with other, smaller pencils. Kind of like if the husk of a mother were filled with the dead, useful skeletons of her own children.

THIS LOCKET IS CURSED. HELLA CURSED. DID YOU ALREADY PURCHASE IT? OH NO. THAT'S BAD. GOOD LUCK. DON'T TOUCH ME.

TOTALLY CURSED

Ah, you have selected the "El Ra-Ke" hexed rake. It's not cursed, it just may make all of the leaves in your yard float back all over the grass the moment you finish getting them into a nice pile. As for the different between a hex and a curse, that's uh...well...it was somewhere in the book...OK I don't really know the difference. But there is one!

Hexed, not cursed

Ok, so point of clarification: Otto is not CURSED. He is possessed. Possessed by the spirit of a clown who was murdered by a group of schoolchildren who thought he'd be able to use his clown powers to escape when they tied him to a set of train tracks during Howie Franklin's birthday party. Is the spirit of the clown furious? Yes. Will you wake up to the sound of a train horn blaring in your dreams if you bring Otto home? Also yes. But he is NOT cursed.

Posessed, not Cursed

These flowers aren't cursed, they're just sad. Why is it the last bouquet? Is is the final group of posies purchased by a lover for his dame before he went off to war? Are they flowers from the gravesite of a woman who died alone and was eaten by her cats? Are they the last flowers on earth, seeing as we now live in a technocratic apocalyptic future where all of the earth's soil is salted and burned and nothing has grown on its surface in millennia? Who knows? It's just so sad.

Not Cursed Just Sad

It's a cup. Technically a mug I guess. It's copper, so maybe make a Moscow Mule and call it a win?

Not Cursed, Just A Cup

Hoo boy, you really lucked out with these! Not only are they totally not cursed, but they have the power to see into the future. Of course, they can only see 30 seconds into the future so you can't like, solve crimes or cheat at the races with them or anything, but what a neat party trick!

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