When people leave the checkout line to grab something and make everyone wait.When people dilly-dally for too long after the light turns green.When people use internet abbreviations IRL.When people Instagram pictures of their food and it looks gross.People who tell fake stories at parties. (You got that from tumblr!)When people tell you about a really funny stand-up comedian and try to retell their jokes, but poorly.When people half-ass it on the dance floor and make everyone else feel awkward by proxy.When people post five-year-old memes on Facebook.When people reply all to emails that didn't require a reply all.When people think it's ~edgy~ to dislike something popular for no reason.When people post too many pictures of their baby on any social network.When people talk shit about you but act like ya'll friends when they see you.When people try to get into the subway car before everyone has had a chance to get out.When people don't put their shopping baskets or carts back where they're supposed to.When people TALK DURING MOVIES. WE CAN HEAR YOU.When people take a selfie with you and they leave the flash on.When people post clearly labored-over pictures and caption them "I'm so ugly."When people screenshot your Snapchat and you really, really didn't want them to.When people who barely contributed to a group project take equal credit in the end.When people recline their seats all the way back on an airplane.When people crack their knuckles really loudly and often.When people find out who you have a crush on and then proceed to date that crush.When people listen to their music too loud and all you can hear is the tinny bass and drums.When people dip out last minute on plans that you were actually looking forward to.When people who are clearly sick come into work. GO HOME.When people on line with you start striking up random conversations that you're just not feeling right now.When people walk really slowly down a narrow sidewalk so you're forced to lumber behind them like it's goddamn parade.When people have their read receipts on so you can see how long they've been ignoring you.When people are late.When people are early.People.