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What Is Your Tolerance For Bullshit?

Everyone has their limit.

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    When people leave the checkout line to grab something and make everyone wait.
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    When people dilly-dally for too long after the light turns green.
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    When people use internet abbreviations IRL.
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    When people Instagram pictures of their food and it looks gross.
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    People who tell fake stories at parties. (You got that from tumblr!)
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    When people tell you about a really funny stand-up comedian and try to retell their jokes, but poorly.
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    When people half-ass it on the dance floor and make everyone else feel awkward by proxy.
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    When people post five-year-old memes on Facebook.
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    When people reply all to emails that didn't require a reply all.
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    When people think it's ~edgy~ to dislike something popular for no reason.
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    When people post too many pictures of their baby on any social network.
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    When people talk shit about you but act like ya'll friends when they see you.
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    When people try to get into the subway car before everyone has had a chance to get out.
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    When people don't put their shopping baskets or carts back where they're supposed to.
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    When people TALK DURING MOVIES. WE CAN HEAR YOU.
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    When people take a selfie with you and they leave the flash on.
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    When people post clearly labored-over pictures and caption them "I'm so ugly."
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    When people screenshot your Snapchat and you really, really didn't want them to.
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    When people who barely contributed to a group project take equal credit in the end.
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    When people recline their seats all the way back on an airplane.
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    When people crack their knuckles really loudly and often.
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    When people find out who you have a crush on and then proceed to date that crush.
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    When people listen to their music too loud and all you can hear is the tinny bass and drums.
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    When people dip out last minute on plans that you were actually looking forward to.
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    When people who are clearly sick come into work. GO HOME.
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    When people on line with you start striking up random conversations that you're just not feeling right now.
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    When people walk really slowly down a narrow sidewalk so you're forced to lumber behind them like it's goddamn parade.
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    When people have their read receipts on so you can see how long they've been ignoring you.
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    When people are late.
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    When people are early.
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    People.
 
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