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Pick a stranger and find out how, not if, they're judging you.

What Are These Strangers Judging About You?

Rodney thinks you're a hooligan, but he pretty much thinks that about everybody. It probably has a lot to do with his mother, who came from a lot of money but her parents didn't approve of her marrying his dad...it became this whole thing where she resented Rodney's father for not having the refinement and resources she expected in life...yeah. He's a huge snob now. Don't take it personal.

You're a hooligan

Angel has been checking out those cool shoes you're wearing. He's wondering where you got them and if they come in blue. Damn, those are some cool kicks. If he comes any closer to you, it's only to ask you about the shoes. They are really cool, after all.

You have cool shoes

Boris thinks you look just like his friend Jay, and he can't figure out if you ARE Jay or if it's just a startling resemblance. He was two seconds away from coming over and giving you a hug because he hasn't seen Jay in forever, but he stopped right when he got a better look at your face. Wait – you're not Jay, are you? Boris can't tell.

You look like Jay

Yo, Yuna totally recognizes you from school! You two had that class together! The one with the teacher who always did the thing! With that crazy test at the end that nobody passed because she gave out the wrong exam and had to give everyone a passing grade because she messed up. Oh my god, Yuna hasn't seen anyone else from school in so long, make sure you make plans to get a coffee and catch up.

You went to school together

Oh man, Ophelia's heart almost stopped in her chest when she saw you. You look just like the ex she has zero interest in running into these days. Boy, is she relieved that you're not them. Phew. Wow.

You look like her ex

Sierra is checking you out. She obviously can't tell if you're interested in her, but WOW, she wouldn't mind getting your number and maybe going to see a movie sometime. Is she going to approach you? Is she too shy? This is so awkward, oh no. She really likes you though. Maybe you should go talk to her?

You're cute

Francine is looking at you with a wistfulness in her motherly eye. So poised. So attractive. So kind-looking. She wishes her son could meet someone like you and actually put in the effort to keep them. It would be so refreshing for him to bring someone home who actually has goals and isn't just floating around in life like his past partners. Sigh. Maybe one day he'll find someone like you.

You should date her son

Hunter is a baby in a top hat. He has bigger things to worry about.

Not even looking at you

J-Dog, or "Janine" as her parents call her, thinks you're a fascist. She thinks everyone is a fascist. She read a wikipedia article about fascism that her boyfriend Trent sent her and didn't really understand it but her friends think she's cool when she talks about fascism so... viva la something.

You're a fascist

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