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How Basic Are You Actually?
You're so basic, you're very likely a bottle of liquid drain cleaner.
You make white things even whiter. Because you're literally bleach.
You smell weird and can kill people. Totally basic.
You are the ocean, vast and unfeeling.
The pH level of human blood is 7.4, which means that on a chemical level, we're all slightly basic!
Are you milk? That's a pretty specific number to pick. You're probably milk. Definitely milk.
How did a lemon end up on the internet?
Nothing about you is basic in the least. You are literally, in every sense of the word, the opposite of basic.