You've dressed up in a costume.You've never re-used a costume.You've worn more than one costume per year (for separate parties/events).You've worn more than five different costumes per year.You've been to a Halloween party.You've thrown a Halloween party.You regularly attend at least three Halloween parties per year.Your friends count on you to host "the" Halloween party every year.You go all-out decorating your house or apartment.You genuinely try to scare the trick-or-treaters.You've gone trick-or-treating.You had a trick-or-treating game plan/strategy every year.That strategy involved hitting up all of the houses who give out the king size candy bars.You still sort of like the full-size candy bar neighbors better.Because you remember who they are.You actually like giving candy to the trick-or-treaters.You try to brush up on your little kid pop culture before Halloween so you understand all the costumes.But if you see another Elsa from "Frozen" you're going to scream.Seriously, just let it go.Shit.You've carved a pumpkin.You've participated in a pumpkin carving contest.You have DOMINATED a pumpkin carving contest.You've printed out a pumpkin stencil with which to carve your pumpkin.You're already planning out your kids' costumes for the first few years of their lives.And if you already have kids you derive great joy from seeing their (your) costume dreams realized.You've made those hand-shaped ice cubes in rubber gloves.And floated them in red punch.Because blooooood.You love scary stories.And horror movies.In fact, you have a canon of Halloween movies that you HAVE to watch every year or else it's not Halloween.You also have a Halloween playlist.That includes "The Monster Mash."And "Thriller."You know the Thriller dance.And have performed it on a group while dressed as a zombie.You were Michael.Because when you do Halloween you really DO Halloween.And when November 1st comes back around, you start counting the days down until next year.
How Halloween Are You?
YOU NEED TO GET HYPED FOR HALLOWEEN.
YOU'RE INTO HALLOWEEN A TOTALLY NORMAL AMOUNT.
YOU FREAKIN' LOVE HALLOWEEN.
Wow. Wowowowow. Wow.