15 Signs You're The Oswald Cobblepot Of Your Friend Group
Gotham totally needs you.
1. You never show up at a party empty-handed.
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Always bring snacks!
2. You have a great relationship with your mom.
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3. You just seem to understand people on a really deep level.
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So intuitive.
4. You always say that there's no such thing as overdressing.
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Damn you fly.
5. Absolutely no one throws shade quite like you do.
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6. People are jealous of your flawless hair game.
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Spiky fringe on fleek.
7. You come up with your best ideas in the bathtub.
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8. Your friends often describe you as a "homicidal maniac" or "creeper nut job with a bum leg and a switchblade." LOL.
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9. You're the kind of person who will drop by a friend's house just to say, "Howdy!"
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10. You're nothing if not chivalrous.
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11. You always know the perfect gift to get that special someone.
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And when they inevitably stab you with it, you take it in stride.
12. Your friends are always like, "Wow, you know everything about me," and you're like, "I know, I did research."
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~wink~
13. When it comes to planning out events like birthdays, bachelor parties, or murder heists — you're the one everyone comes to.
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14. You eschew romance in favor of psychotic, blind ambition.
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15. And your nuanced sense of humor sometimes goes right over people's heads.
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You think you're quite the joker.
