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How Many Of These Extremely Specific Fears Do You Have?

Because who says you CAN'T get sucked down the drain?

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    Getting trapped inside of a water tower.
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    Getting your fingernail caught in a zipper.
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    Getting pushed onto the train tracks even if you don't normally take trains.
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    Scraping your teeth against a rock.
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    Being haunted by a ghost you don't even know and therefore can't placate.
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    Opening your laptop one day and finding it covered in tiny, crawling bugs.
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    Somehow getting cut in half by an elevator door.
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    Eating something and finding halfway through that it's rotten.
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    Someone teleporting onto the exact same spot you're standing and displacing your mass.
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    Actually just involuntary teleportation. As a concept.
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    Like what if you're in the shower and —ZAP— all of a sudden you're teleported to the middle of the Amazon rainforest!
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    Faring poorly in the robot apocalypse.
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    Swallowing a bee.
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    Mistaking a mean doggy for a friendly doggy and getting bitten/feeling betrayed.
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    Eating something sharp and having to poop it out.
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    Getting a paper cut IN YOUR EYE!
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    Running into someone while you're walking and having to talk to them for way longer than you're comfortable with.
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    Touching a big fish by accident while swimming.
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    Someone you know being a mind-reader but you don't know who and they won't tell.
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    The moon just giving up and crashing down on a well-populated area of our planet.
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    Being in a bathtub and your hair getting stuck in the drain when it's still attached to your head.
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    Licking a popsicle too hard and getting a tongue splinter from the stick.
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    Getting swooped up by a large bird, probably an eagle or a mega-hawk.
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    A car you're riding in suddenly turning invisible so you're like "whoa" but the car still works.
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    Getting decapitated by a ceiling fan.
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    Someone on an airplane reclining their seat really fast and breaking your kneecaps.
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    Being framed for a crime you didn't commit and going to Azkaban/normal prison for 13 years.
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    Someone putting a blanket on you that is way too heavy to move so you're just stuck there plastered to your bed forever.
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    Walking while drinking a milkshake and tripping so the straw goes through the roof of your mouth and your brains drip out like the mummies.
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    Experimentally touching a priceless work of art and breaking it in front of many witnesses.
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    Running at a group of birds to scare them away but the birds refuse to move and just shuffle around, maybe tripping you.
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    Or going outside in the autumn and having a harrowing encounter in a cornfield with a spooky crow.
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    Actually you know what? Birds. Just birds. ALL birds.
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    Cutting your foot on a shell at the beach but no one wants to leave so you have to deal with it all day.
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    Going to a sports event and having to pose with the mascot.
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    Thinking you're talking to your friend in the bathroom stall but you're actually talking to somebody else.
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    Getting abducted by aliens but they look just like people so you can't really tell they're aliens until it's too late.
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    Encountering a pool of blood but not knowing where it came from or why it's there.
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    Bleeding on somebody even if it was an accident and they say it's OK.
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    Finding exactly twelve mice nesting inside your safety deposit box.

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