Getting trapped inside of a water tower.Getting your fingernail caught in a zipper.Getting pushed onto the train tracks even if you don't normally take trains.Scraping your teeth against a rock.Being haunted by a ghost you don't even know and therefore can't placate.Opening your laptop one day and finding it covered in tiny, crawling bugs.Somehow getting cut in half by an elevator door.Eating something and finding halfway through that it's rotten.Someone teleporting onto the exact same spot you're standing and displacing your mass.Actually just involuntary teleportation. As a concept.Like what if you're in the shower and —ZAP— all of a sudden you're teleported to the middle of the Amazon rainforest!Faring poorly in the robot apocalypse.Swallowing a bee.Mistaking a mean doggy for a friendly doggy and getting bitten/feeling betrayed.Eating something sharp and having to poop it out.Getting a paper cut IN YOUR EYE!Running into someone while you're walking and having to talk to them for way longer than you're comfortable with.Touching a big fish by accident while swimming.Someone you know being a mind-reader but you don't know who and they won't tell.The moon just giving up and crashing down on a well-populated area of our planet.Being in a bathtub and your hair getting stuck in the drain when it's still attached to your head.Licking a popsicle too hard and getting a tongue splinter from the stick.Getting swooped up by a large bird, probably an eagle or a mega-hawk.A car you're riding in suddenly turning invisible so you're like "whoa" but the car still works.Getting decapitated by a ceiling fan.Someone on an airplane reclining their seat really fast and breaking your kneecaps.Being framed for a crime you didn't commit and going to Azkaban/normal prison for 13 years.Someone putting a blanket on you that is way too heavy to move so you're just stuck there plastered to your bed forever.Walking while drinking a milkshake and tripping so the straw goes through the roof of your mouth and your brains drip out like the mummies.Experimentally touching a priceless work of art and breaking it in front of many witnesses.Running at a group of birds to scare them away but the birds refuse to move and just shuffle around, maybe tripping you.Or going outside in the autumn and having a harrowing encounter in a cornfield with a spooky crow.Actually you know what? Birds. Just birds. ALL birds.Cutting your foot on a shell at the beach but no one wants to leave so you have to deal with it all day.Going to a sports event and having to pose with the mascot.Thinking you're talking to your friend in the bathroom stall but you're actually talking to somebody else.Getting abducted by aliens but they look just like people so you can't really tell they're aliens until it's too late.Encountering a pool of blood but not knowing where it came from or why it's there.Bleeding on somebody even if it was an accident and they say it's OK.Finding exactly twelve mice nesting inside your safety deposit box.
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