1.
You technically have flaws, but don't allow anyone to see them. Ever.
2.
People accuse you of being flaky, but come on, you can't be expected to show up to EVERYTHING, can you?
3.
You're the best-dressed person you know. Also the best-dressed person anyone else knows.
4.
There are serious consequences for people who try to touch your hair.
5.
Yes, OK, you're a little bit of a snob, but it's only because most people are kind of gross.
6.
You have the kind of eyebrows that most people can only dream about.
7.
You literally will not leave your house for anything less than a bomb-ass party.
8.
Probably because it takes you a looooong time to get ready.
9.
But that's only because you look damn good 100% of the time, all of the time.
10.
You're brutally honest, which not a lot of people appreciate.
11.
You're committed to traveling in style.
12.
Nobody has ever seen you smile.
13.
When you have kids you know they're not going to be as cool as you and you've just resigned yourself to that.
14.
Everyone's always asking you where you got your swag, and you're like, "Oh, this old thing?"
15.
You're a natural born leader.
16.
Everyone underestimates you because you're really good-looking.
17.
But you're secretly a huge badass.
18.
Like, bat-an-arrow-out-of-the-air-with-your-sword badass.
19.
You do a great job hiding your feelings under a veneer of sheer perfection.
20.
You woke up like this.
