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20 Signs You're The Thranduil Of Your Friend Group

Are you the glamorous party dad of Middle Earth?

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1. You technically have flaws, but don't allow anyone to see them. Ever.

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2. People accuse you of being flaky, but come on, you can't be expected to show up to EVERYTHING, can you?

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3. You're the best-dressed person you know. Also the best-dressed person anyone else knows.

For all you know, you're the best-dressed person on the planet.
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For all you know, you're the best-dressed person on the planet.

4. There are serious consequences for people who try to touch your hair.

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5. Yes, OK, you're a little bit of a snob, but it's only because most people are kind of gross.

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6. You have the kind of eyebrows that most people can only dream about.

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7. You literally will not leave your house for anything less than a bomb-ass party.

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8. Probably because it takes you a looooong time to get ready.

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9. But that's only because you look damn good 100% of the time, all of the time.

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Zoooooom in on that fabulousness.

10. You're brutally honest, which not a lot of people appreciate.

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11. You're committed to traveling in style.

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Toot toot all aboard the party moose!

12. Nobody has ever seen you smile.

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And if they have, they fell in love with you immediately/spontaneously combusted.

13. When you have kids you know they're not going to be as cool as you and you've just resigned yourself to that.

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14. Everyone's always asking you where you got your swag, and you're like, "Oh, this old thing?"

It's thousands of years old and Sauron made it for me.
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It's thousands of years old and Sauron made it for me.

15. You're a natural born leader.

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16. Everyone underestimates you because you're really good-looking.

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17. But you're secretly a huge badass.

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18. Like, bat-an-arrow-out-of-the-air-with-your-sword badass.

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19. You do a great job hiding your feelings under a veneer of sheer perfection.

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20. You woke up like this.

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