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19 Signs You Might Be A Douche Canoe

You didn't choose the douche canoe life, the douche canoe life chose you.

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10. Your friends don't want to tell you when somebody messes with them, because they know you'll go BANANAS on whoever hurt them.

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Pictured: You going HAM on Becky after what she said to Sandra.

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