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You're grumpy literally all the time.
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Your default reaction to meeting a new person is to be a jerk to them to see if they can handle you.
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And if you have a crush on somebody they never find out because you roast them on the regular.
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Your sarcasm game is on point all the time.
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Which means that people have no idea if you're ever being serious.
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You're brutally honest, emphasis on the "brutal."
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You can literally get exhausted by having to fake being nice to people.
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Being patient is not really in your emotional vocabulary.
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You can't drudge up the energy to care about other people's problems. You just can't.
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Your friends don't want to tell you when somebody messes with them, because they know you'll go BANANAS on whoever hurt them.
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"Why tweet when you can subtweet," should be on your tombstone.
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You put your headphones on even if you aren't listening to music, just to make sure no one talks to you.
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You've gone beyond "Resting Bitch Face." You have Resting Murder Face.
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You've purposefully walked into people walking slow in front of you to let them know their pace is unacceptable.
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You could never have the kind of job where you have to work with people all day.
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Your road rage knows no limits.
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You can suss out what kind of insult will crush a person and aren't afraid to use it when the time is right.
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Your primary reason for being on social media is to see how poorly your enemies are faring.
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And, like all douche canoes, you mean well but have a really hard time expressing that.
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