1. You're awful at taking compliments.
2. You feel spiritually connected to Matthew Lewis.
The patron saint of delayed puberty.
3. You're literally offended by movies where the "ugly person" takes off their glasses and is suddenly hot.
4. You side-eye anyone who makes a remark about how much you've "improved."
5. You never learned how to flirt so now you're the absolute worst at it.
When did everyone learn these skills? Did you miss that class?