1.
Feeling extra pressure to shave your legs because people can see them now.
2.
If you're a pit-shaver, same goes for under your arms.
3.
And your hair grows back super fast so keeping up with it is both expensive and futile.
4.
Putting too much sunscreen on and watching it coat your arm hair in goopy whiteness.
5.
Some shorts are a little too short and require extra upkeep, because your pubic hair basically extends to mid-thigh.
6.
When sweat beads up in your mustache, making it look like your nose is running.
7.
Looking down and seeing the sweat stuck in your boob hair like dew on a field of daisies.
8.
Needing some extra time to prep for any trip to the beach in case you forgot to uh...trim.
9.
Also: pubic hair tanlines. It's a thing.
10.
Wearing a bathing suit puts all of your lower back/belly hair on display. So soft. So downy.
11.
Your head hair takes forever to dry, so going from the beach or pool to literally anywhere else is a nightmare.
12.
You resort to wearing buns all the time, just to keep your heavy hair off your neck.
13.
And all that extra shaving and upkeep means that after a few short weeks, summer transforms into the season of perpetual ingrowns.
