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21 Things You Should Never Say To A Skinny Girl

No, I'm not sick. Even if I was, you're still rude.

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1. "Your legs/arms/body parts" are like twigs!"

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They have less sap and are also made of flesh, not wood.

2. "I could break you in half!"

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Please don't please don't please don't.

3. "Eat a cheeseburger."

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I will eat what I want to eat.

4. If you're eating a salad: "You need to eat more than that."

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Don't tell me what to do.

5. "You could wear anything."

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Alas, I only wear some things.

6. "Real women have curves."

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You've figured me out. I am a cyborg.

7. "You have no ass."

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I am a donkey-less woman. I lament this fact every day.

8. "You have chicken legs."

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Bwak bwak b-kawk!

9. "You look anorexic."

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That's a disease and not a description.

10. "You're so bony."

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My body is ready for the skeleton war.

11. "Men like girls with a little meat on them."

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Men also like spaghetti with butter and not making their bed.

12. "I could lift you up with one hand."

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Do not, please.

13. "Being that skinny isn't realistic."

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I am a real person with real people feelings.

14. "You can't possibly eat that."

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Watch me eat. Then watch me Nae-Nae.

15. "You don't need to work out."

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You're right, being skinny means I'm already the healthiest I can possibly ever be, ever.

16. "This wind is going to blow you over."

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Even a sapling can withstand the storm if it is a person and not a tree.

17. "You hipbones stick out so much."

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Why are you even looking at those?

18. "You don't know what it's like to struggle with weight."

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My personal struggle is not yours to describe.

19. "Your metabolism isn't going to last forever, you know."

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You really like talking about my guts, don't you?

20. "Your body is so boyish."

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I'M NOT A BOY.

21. And of course, "how come you're so skinny?"

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I don't know. I genuinely do not know.

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