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How Much Do You Love Oscar Isaac?

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways...

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    Check off everything you love about Oscar Isaac:

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    The inky, lustrous sheen of his hair.
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    The way that hair curls perfectly all the time, as if each spiral were arranged by hair angels.
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    The cut of his admirable jaw.
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    When he looks directly at a camera and you're like "for me?"
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    Because his stare is lovely, dark, and deep.
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    His commitment to dismantling unnecessary droid gendering.
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    The beautiful shape of his skull when his head is shaved.
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    His ability to grow a full beard directly in front of you if he concentrates hard enough.
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    Imagining him plucking softly at a beat-up six string guitar and singing/humming a few bars of "Moon River" while lost in thought.
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    The glow of admiration in his eyes when he sees a fellow human he loves and respects.
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    The image of him carrying the orange cat in "Inside Llewyn Davis" and realizing he got to play with the cat between takes.
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    Maybe he even got really close to the cat and still checks up on her on her cat mom's Instagram.
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    His smile.
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    Imagining him playing Gomez Addams in an Addams Family remake and thinking about him kissing up Morticia's arm like the suave bastard he is.
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    Knowing how much your mom would love him.
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    His prodigious eyebrows.
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    The mere idea of reaching over to give his nose a "boop."
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    Going over to his house and seeing exactly how many books he actually owns (probably hundreds if not thousands).
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    Knowing he'd be a total hand-holder. He just loves holding hands. It's the best.
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    How warm he is all the time, probably. Like an electric blanket.
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    His chest hair.
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    Whatever you do, don't think about him animatedly lip-syncing to "You Ain't Never Had A Friend Like Me" from Aladdin with a hairbrush microphone.
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    His lips.
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    Imagining him winking devilishly at you.
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    The rest of his face.
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