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How Much Do You Love Oscar Isaac?

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  1. Check off everything you love about Oscar Isaac:
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    Check off everything you love about Oscar Isaac:

    The inky, lustrous sheen of his hair.
    The way that hair curls perfectly all the time, as if each spiral were arranged by hair angels.
    The cut of his admirable jaw.
    When he looks directly at a camera and you're like "for me?"
    Because his stare is lovely, dark, and deep.
    His commitment to dismantling unnecessary droid gendering.
    The beautiful shape of his skull when his head is shaved.
    His ability to grow a full beard directly in front of you if he concentrates hard enough.
    Imagining him plucking softly at a beat-up six string guitar and singing/humming a few bars of "Moon River" while lost in thought.
    The glow of admiration in his eyes when he sees a fellow human he loves and respects.
    The image of him carrying the orange cat in "Inside Llewyn Davis" and realizing he got to play with the cat between takes.
    Maybe he even got really close to the cat and still checks up on her on her cat mom's Instagram.
    His smile.
    Imagining him playing Gomez Addams in an Addams Family remake and thinking about him kissing up Morticia's arm like the suave bastard he is.
    Knowing how much your mom would love him.
    His prodigious eyebrows.
    The mere idea of reaching over to give his nose a "boop."
    Going over to his house and seeing exactly how many books he actually owns (probably hundreds if not thousands).
    Knowing he'd be a total hand-holder. He just loves holding hands. It's the best.
    How warm he is all the time, probably. Like an electric blanket.
    His chest hair.
    Whatever you do, don't think about him animatedly lip-syncing to "You Ain't Never Had A Friend Like Me" from Aladdin with a hairbrush microphone.
    His lips.
    Imagining him winking devilishly at you.
    The rest of his face.

How Much Do You Love Oscar Isaac?

You don't like a lot of things about Oscar Isaac, and that's OK. Kind of.

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You like some stuff about Oscar Isaac, which makes sense because he seems like a pretty rad dude.

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You like a lot of things about Oscar Isaac, and if we're being honest here...what's NOT to like?

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You love everything about Oscar Isaac, as well you should. He's a lovely man.

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